Paul London VS. Lance Cade

Winner: Paul London

Triple H vs. Shelton Benjamin

Winner: Triple H

Mickie James vs. Jillian Hall

Winner: Mickie James

Santino Marella vs. The Sandman

Winner: Sandman via DQ

Jeff Hardy vs. The Great Khali

Winner: The Great Khali

In the Ring:

Vince is out and here come all of the male WWE Stars make their way to the ring. Vince makes eye contact with some people and his reactions are priceless.

Vince says one of these men are privileged to be his bastard son! We have all been waiting long enough, he calls out the generic lawyer to tell him who it is. Before he tells Vince, he has a series of messages from the lady:

-#1: He is not extreme. Vince kicks out all of the ECW guys.

-#2: Your son has a fondness for gold. Coach says his son must be a champion. All current and former champions are made to stay, the jabronis leave. Vince is happy with the championship lot left.

-#3: The son's skin is fair. Vince says Caucasian?. Shelton, MVP and Mark Henry leave. Vince has all the guys left get into the ring.

-#4: The hair is fair as well. All of the people with dark hair leave now. Sandman, Val, The Dervish, JBL and HHH are all left.

-#5: The individual has/had individual gold. Cade and Murdoch leave. Sandman, HHH and JBL are left.

-#6: Final clue, you son loves to play the game. JBL and Sandman leave.

Vince and HHH stare down now. Vince says if he is the son, than… HHH stops him and says he doesn't like it either. Vince says this is wrong. The lawyer says he does like to play games, hide and seek, horseshoes or marbles.

Things are looking up for your son…
~Horswaggle~

Horswaggle hits the ring and HHH about pisses himself. Great call Dunn, it does make sense, he WAS always called Little Bastard. He hugs Vince's leg and celebrates more. Vince looks totally dejected and ashamed. That was a "little" transgression. HA HA HAAAAAA! HHH PUTS Horswaggle's hat on Vince as the show ends.

Ha Ha, Vince's son is Hornswoggle.

This was the first Raw episode I've watched from start to finish in a long time, thanks to my work schedule. I see the emphasis is off actual wrestling again(tho Paul London and Shelton Benjamin are as good as ever).

Positives:

1-Hornswaggle being revealed as Vince's son. This will either lead to weekly comedy spots involving the two, or be the blow-off to the angle.
2-Spotlight on the tag team titles. I've always loved tag team wrestling, WWE has some really good teams, they should focus on them more.
3-Women's division. The ladies look--and wrestle--as if they're taking themselves more seriously out there. Best women's wrestling since the departure of Trish Stratus.

Negatives:

1-WAY too much emphasis on Triple H. He can be very effective, but too much is too much-especially when the announcers shove him down our throats constantly.
2-Great Khali. Need I say more?
3-WAY too many titles in WWE. Whatever happened to one World Champ and one Tag Team Champ defending their titles on both shows? There shouldn't be two sets of champions.

Overall, a pretty good show.

i loved it i could not stop laughing

hasnt aired in cali yet thanks for the heads up my work schedule i usually fall asleep by the end