A guy gets home late one night and his wife says: "Where have you been?"

"I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my wang."

"What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your love muscle?"

"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow.

Number two, once in a while, I like to take out and play with my money.

And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"

nicessss lol