Topic: Blonde on a horse
uk1971's photo
Mon 09/10/07 12:36 PM
There was a blonde riding a horse. After she had ridden the horse for a couple of minutes, she started to slip off of the saddle. She grabbed at the horse's mane to try to hold on, but she continued to slip sideways. Trying not to fall off the horse, she hooked one foot under the saddle. There she was, to the side of the horse instead of on top of it, head bouncing on the ground, clinging to the horse for dear life, until the K-Mart guy came outside and switched it off.

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Phoenix0311's photo
Mon 09/10/07 12:40 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I hope there's nothing explicit or sexual about this one:wink:

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Mon 09/10/07 12:49 PM
laugh laugh oh my!

joe1973's photo
Mon 09/10/07 12:55 PM
yup. we DO have our own court jester. TOM take a bow.

misery1983's photo
Mon 09/10/07 01:09 PM
laugh laugh laugh good one uk

coco56's photo
Mon 09/10/07 01:14 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Mon 09/10/07 01:52 PM
Yeehaw!

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Mon 09/10/07 02:13 PM
hey! i am a horse trainer watch out with the jokes lol

blonderockermom's photo
Mon 09/10/07 03:17 PM
laugh laugh I dont think i will be ridin anymore horses at kmart again anytime soonlaugh

shutterguy's photo
Mon 09/10/07 03:23 PM
lol i was gonna say that sounds like you rocker mom

blonderockermom's photo
Mon 09/10/07 03:28 PM
well thanks alot shuttergrumble grumble laugh laugh

shutterguy's photo
Mon 09/10/07 03:29 PM
lol lol you know im teasing sweetie

blonderockermom's photo
Mon 09/10/07 03:41 PM
of course i doflowerforyou
What can i say...alot of blonde jokes are funny as hell!! laugh

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Mon 09/10/07 04:21 PM
...and I was having such a good time til he ruined it!

uk1971's photo
Mon 09/10/07 06:18 PM
Ride on. laugh laugh :cry: :cry: laugh laugh

countrybelle6471's photo
Mon 09/10/07 07:37 PM
giddy-uplaugh