so theres this pirate with a peg leg, a hook hand and an eyepatch. A tourist asks him ,"what happened to your leg?" the pirate answers "it was blown off by a cannon" The tourist asks "what happened to your hand?" the pirate says "arr it was sawed off by a cutlass. Now i bet ye want to know what happened to me eye?" the tourist says "well yeah of course" the Pirate says well i weren't near as romatic as the others, a bird crapped in me eye." The tourist looks shocked and says" A bird? thats gross but it would take your eye would it?" The pirate says "It was the first day with me hook"

cute

lol funnie.

Hah good one ^_^

good one...

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