Jesus and St. Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three, and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green.
Jesus is up next. He slices it. It heads over the fence into traffic on an adjacent street, bounces off a truck, onto the roof of a nearby shack and into the rain gutter, down the drain spout and onto a lilly pad at the edge of a lake. A frog jumps up and catches the ball in its mouth. an eagle swoops down and grabs the frog in its talons. As the eagle flies over the green, the frog croaks, and drops the golf ball straight into the hole.
St Peter looks at Jesus, exasperated.
"Are you gonna play golf?"
he asks,
"Or are you just gonna f*ck around?!"

Golf is a caveman game..........all the men do is hunt and gather all day, while the women remain at the cave waiting for them to come back and tell their stories