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Topic: what would u do if u found the person above u in your bed - part 3
Jesusprincessmt Joined Fri 06/21/13 Posts: 11882	Tue 03/11/14 10:56 PM
I am not interested in knitting. Please kindly get out of my bed. What are you doing in my house?

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Tue 03/11/14 11:06 PM
.. roll over and ask her. if she would like a cigarette

Jesusprincessmt Joined Fri 06/21/13 Posts: 11882	Tue 03/11/14 11:08 PM
.. roll over and ask her. if she would like a cigarette Yuck no cigarettes for me, please go far away from my house if you intend to smoke. I am allergic.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Tue 03/11/14 11:18 PM
.. perish the thought.. I was just trying to offer the lady a cigarette.. I would roll over. and ask her! if she wants me. to sleep in the wet spot..lol

Jesusprincessmt Joined Fri 06/21/13 Posts: 11882	Tue 03/11/14 11:21 PM
No 1 did you have a wet dream in my bed? Ugh

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Tue 03/11/14 11:26 PM
.. yes I did . and it was all about you..hmmm..ohhh.yess..yess.ohh.yess.gawwwwwd..

Mississippigal2003 Joined Thu 01/16/14 Posts: 1739	Tue 03/11/14 11:30 PM
I'd kindly slip a plastic bag under him so he could have his wet dream and not dirty my sheets

Jesusprincessmt Joined Fri 06/21/13 Posts: 11882	Tue 03/11/14 11:30 PM
Here are some towels you can lay on them. Please wash my sheets in the morning and I will make breakfast enchiladas in the morning.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Tue 03/11/14 11:33 PM
.. no no I'll cook you breakfast.. you can do the sheets.. . but before you do that.. I take you back to bed again..hmm.yes.. more of the same please...

stueebaby Joined Sat 05/04/13 Posts: 5988	Tue 03/11/14 11:33 PM
Blush and look for the wedding ring !!!

Jesusprincessmt Joined Fri 06/21/13 Posts: 11882	Tue 03/11/14 11:44 PM
Stuee I do not fraternize with married men. Please get out of my house.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Tue 03/11/14 11:59 PM
.. slide in beside her.. with a huge smile on my face..

Babyface1993 Joined Tue 03/11/14 Posts: 1	Wed 03/12/14 12:01 AM
Lick or suck something

cha7385 Joined Fri 11/22/13 Posts: 3782	Wed 03/12/14 12:03 AM
sorry you must be in a wrong room.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Wed 03/12/14 12:07 AM
. yeah you're definitely in the wrong room.. wrong building.. wrong city.. wrong province.. wrong country.. you're just wrong.. the but cowboy.. above.cha

Argo Joined Mon 11/11/13 Posts: 12416	Wed 03/12/14 12:14 AM
throw him out the window...

stueebaby Joined Sat 05/04/13 Posts: 5988	Wed 03/12/14 12:29 AM Edited by stueebaby on Wed 03/12/14 12:37 AM
Drink his bar of spirirs dry with my mates , while he is sleeping !!! Sell his pot and laugh all the way back to NZ as we throw all his clothes out the window !!!

Toks88 Joined Sun 01/20/13 Posts: 4337	Wed 03/12/14 12:34 AM
Would offer wine to Stue

Argo Joined Mon 11/11/13 Posts: 12416	Wed 03/12/14 12:36 AM Edited by Argo on Wed 03/12/14 12:42 AM
sorry 88skot this vv.... was for stueey ....i would offer you a seat at the piano roll a fatty... until he's done editing, have plenty a time to smoke it bcos he's gonna edit about three more times then........ throw his azz down the stairs...lol

stueebaby Joined Sat 05/04/13 Posts: 5988	Wed 03/12/14 12:51 AM < continued at this topic > < last part of this topic is here >
Take photos to put on mingle showing argo wearing high heals and zoom focus the pic so everybody can read the signage written on his back ....lol... Getting High