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| Topic: The 1 thing you don't want to hear from your" lover"..is | |
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ahhhhh, oooh yes, uughh...... I told you, if you used the
bag of flour i brought, you'd be able to find my g-spot...... |
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Are you finished yet?
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I don't know where that phone number came from!
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And I though!t my "dog's" breath smelt bad.
  
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Those cameras are just for research purposes...
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What do you mean I smell like woman's perfume?
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I'll call you... Not.
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oooh crap i think my husband home
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no thank you, these flannel pajamas will do just fine...
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I'm too tired tonight, it's been a long exhaustive day!
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No, I will not get in the trunk of your car!
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I couldn't help myself
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OH! I said WHOSE NAME?
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"don't forget my safe word is banana, ok ?"
"sure thing honey", as i *cinch up* the ball-gag... |
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She's about three months pregnant.
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are you sure it's mine!
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"OMG that was so good Babe", but his pet word for me is Honey.
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Times up.
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I needed a balloon but couldn't find any so I got one of those instead.
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I think it broke...
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