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Topic: Who all here is pretending to be
Tribbles Joined Tue 11/17/09 Posts: 7349	Fri 01/10/14 08:37 PM
sometimes i pretend im back in the wild wild west & ridin this hott mare bareback... then as i ride over the horizon & the dust clears i realize i hold the key in my pocket. and no this isn't just any key, but THE key, ya dig? so there i am. where i'm at with this key, right? and she walks up from the mist... all wet and stuff. then after a moment of silence i discover this key im holding is a perfect fit to her chastity belt. after all is said & done i end up riding her bareback & taking the unlocked belt to the scrap yard & get like $4.20 out of it in bronze. its fun to pretend - the end.

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Fri 01/10/14 08:37 PM Edited by sweetestgirl11 on Fri 01/10/14 08:38 PM
that last one just did me in..... (@moe)

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Fri 01/10/14 08:38 PM
Or a breakfast sausage not just for breakfast anymore... Yep! After my last post, I microwaved me a potato patty and a sausage patty. Yum!

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Fri 01/10/14 08:39 PM
sometimes i pretend im back in the wild wild west & ridin this hott mare bareback... then as i ride over the horizon & the dust clears i realize i hold the key in my pocket. and no this isn't just any key, but THE key, ya dig? so there i am. where i'm at with this key, right? and she walks up from the mist... all wet and stuff. then after a moment of silence i discover this key im holding is a perfect fit to her chastity belt. after all is said & done i end up riding her bareback & taking the unlocked belt to the scrap yard & get like $4.20 out of it in bronze. its fun to pretend - the end. hope you plan on buying he the post coital ciggy with that 420

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Fri 01/10/14 08:40 PM
i'm pretending this isn't a sausage fest now... So, you don't want a taste of the sausage patty that I am eating?

Candiapples Joined Thu 07/18/13 Posts: 1941	Fri 01/10/14 08:41 PM
i'm pretending this isn't a sausage fest now... I'll pretend I didn't see that

dcastelmissy Joined Thu 08/01/13 Posts: 39633	Fri 01/10/14 08:42 PM
I had a phenomenal time last night!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Fri 01/10/14 08:44 PM
I wasn't pretending about the potato patty and the sausage patty that I just ate.

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Fri 01/10/14 08:44 PM
i'm pretending this isn't a sausage fest now... I'll pretend I didn't see that moe has a dirty mind as well as multiple personality issues...lol

Candiapples Joined Thu 07/18/13 Posts: 1941	Fri 01/10/14 08:44 PM
i'm pretending this isn't a sausage fest now... So, you don't want a taste of the sausage patty that I am eating? I'm pertendin to enjoy eatin that there sausage

Candiapples Joined Thu 07/18/13 Posts: 1941	Fri 01/10/14 08:45 PM
sometimes i pretend im back in the wild wild west & ridin this hott mare bareback... then as i ride over the horizon & the dust clears i realize i hold the key in my pocket. and no this isn't just any key, but THE key, ya dig? so there i am. where i'm at with this key, right? and she walks up from the mist... all wet and stuff. then after a moment of silence i discover this key im holding is a perfect fit to her chastity belt. after all is said & done i end up riding her bareback & taking the unlocked belt to the scrap yard & get like $4.20 out of it in bronze. its fun to pretend - the end. Hehe!

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Fri 01/10/14 08:47 PM
i'm pretending this isn't a sausage fest now... So, you don't want a taste of the sausage patty that I am eating? I'm pertendin to enjoy eatin that there sausage i'm more of a pie eater, no sausage for me...

Candiapples Joined Thu 07/18/13 Posts: 1941	Fri 01/10/14 08:49 PM
Moe pie?

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Fri 01/10/14 08:51 PM
Moe pie? the moe, the better!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Fri 01/10/14 08:51 PM
i'm more of a pie eater, no sausage for me... I prefer to eat a little kitty, and I have just the thing to shave it with.

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Fri 01/10/14 08:52 PM


mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Fri 01/10/14 08:53 PM
omg... thats a sausage fest...

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Fri 01/10/14 08:53 PM
i'm pretending this isn't a sausage fest now... So, you don't want a taste of the sausage patty that I am eating? I'm pertendin to enjoy eatin that there sausage i'm more of a pie eater, no sausage for me... you've never had such good sausage and bean pie

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Fri 01/10/14 08:54 PM
i'm more of a pie eater, no sausage for me... I prefer to eat a little kitty, and I have just the thing to shave it with. shaved kitties are nice..

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Fri 01/10/14 08:57 PM
i'm pretending this isn't a sausage fest now... So, you don't want a taste of the sausage patty that I am eating? I'm pertendin to enjoy eatin that there sausage i'm more of a pie eater, no sausage for me... you've never had such good sausage and bean pie you are correct... "never" being the key word there...