Topic: A way to avoid a speeding ticket
izzyphoto1977's photo
Fri 01/10/14 04:12 PM
An old woman is pulled over for speeding. When the officer get to her car he asks if she knows why he pulled her over. She admits she was speeding and the officer asks why. She tell him she has a body in the trunk of her car and she was trying to get rid of it before she got caught. The officer is kind of shocked and asked why she has a body in the truck. She tell him she killed her husband and put the body in. The officer is kind of pale excuses himself and goes to radio for back up. When the next officer arrives he gets the story from the first officer and then goes to the old lady and asks her to open the trunk of her car. As she gets out she asks why as she open the trunk to reveal there was nothing there that shouldn't be there. The officer tells her how the first officer told him that she said she had the body of her dead husband in the trunk of her ca. She replied. "And I suppose he said I was speeding too."

sherrilyn's photo
Tue 01/14/14 08:06 PM

HA HA FUNNYhappy laugh laugh :banana:

izzyphoto1977's photo
Tue 01/14/14 09:29 PM
I've heard this joke few times. Love the punchline.

2469nascar's photo
Wed 01/15/14 03:17 AM
LMFAO:smile:-)

zzzippy56's photo
Thu 01/16/14 02:10 PM
that was great Izzy. I now have a big smile.. that made my day..