The first colonoscopy I got I was kinda nervous.

Sometimes,when I get nervous I make jokes about the situation.

I was laying on the table and the nurse was describing the process.

They were going to give me a type of anesthetic that would produce an amnesia affect.

That I wouldn't recall anything.

I asked,is that like a date rape drug?

I could see, I hit a nerve. It caught her off guard. She did a great job of staying professional.

As they started the anesthesia, I said,"I had dreams about this day. I figured, sweet talk, maybe flowers or dinner. But,nooo! Wham bam! And no fond memories."

I could imagine them busting a gut after I was out.

Got another on to schedule today. I've had two done in ten years.

The last one he cut out one big polyp and two small ones.

Now,he wants to do me every 6 months for a while.

I feel sooo special.

No shame! I like your humor!
I'm no longer at that age where I can hold back my laughter all the time!
It's probably a good thing that I wasn't your nurse! hahaha

My mother died of colon cancer. They caught it way too late.
So, I say, let them "aliens" probe all they want - it might save your life!

Great thread, and thank you!

I agree with everything ((((Quizee )))) said plus this...That's cause you is special Will

Yup!
I have my very own short bus.

They called and bumped my appointment to the middle of March!

You can't imagine the depth of rejection I'm feeling right now.

This Dr. Will be the third different one to probe me.

Does that make me loose?

Kinda

I feel like such a tramp!