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A Florida woman who had just broken up with her girlfriend called cops to report that her ex had “cut the heads off her three dildo sex toys,” according to a police report.

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Due to the “lack of further investigative leads,” the case of the severed dildos has been closed by investigators. The sheriff’s report detailing the criminal mischief case is dated December 31, indicating that someone was cleaning off their desk before year’s end.

via Decapitated Sex Toys Prompted Police Probe | The Smoking Gun.

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