Pit bulls and Parolees.

If you weed out the weed in the rose bush. You're just going to get more weeds.

I love how that was phrased. lol

That was from watching Police women of Dallas. lol

Actually you won't have a few seconds before you fall, unless you're Wiley Coyote, cause gravity works. You may have a few seconds before you hit the ground ;-) Just sayin'...

Well that was a cartoon reference that most likely a crazy person would believe. So thanks for showing you're not nuts or not that nuts anyway. hahaha

The more time that goes by. The gayer the vampires seem to get. At least werewolves are still vicious killers. lol

Cop and stop sound the same when you jump out of a building.

women could be counted on to fall down when a monster was lurking... a pistol sometimes fired incessantly withour reloading . a handgun could match a rifle in a shoot out, guys shot had no blood, seldom did the star lose his hat in a fist fight,there was only one good looking guy chasing any gal in a western so it was easy to get the girl or know with whom she would end with, the hero could not be killed as he was on tv the next week so it took the danger out of the show if you thought about it. Grown ups are often portrayed as dumb and the children as adults to avoid indicting grown ups for not doing parental and mature things with children, most twilight zones eepisodes were figured out in five minutes and we waited for the end which slowly came about later,

if you are wearing a red shirt, don't beam down

I thought it was if you didn't have a last name then you don't want to beam down? lol

Thank you Sybar for contributing so many lessons from TV. lol

While most people don't remember this one. At one point I learned it was against the law to smoke pot in Washington but it was ok to take two feet of Mr Ed in your butt.

That was from Jay Leno. hahaha

On a serious note, I learned how to retile my entire house's floors and remodel my home.

Cool. I'm sure if you watch the right show you'll learn what not to do too. hahaha

Yep!

Never leave the room at a reunion and say il be right back! Chances are someone's present that wanted you dead in school! So u won't be! Lol #scream

Never date a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Thank you Teen Wolf.

You shouldn't bully girls who haven't had their periods yet. They gain psychic abilities and kill nearly everyone in the school.

Wait...what?

Watch the movie Dead End. It one of the types of movies I was talking about. hahaha

Just finish watching the Grammy!

Who knew such art can inspire a black Queen to unite gat marriages while witnessing the resurrection of Madonna! "No crying on Sunday!" ... Good riddance Macklemore!