Topic: Anal Jihad
Lpdon's photo
Sun 12/22/13 10:50 PM
Jonah Goldberg has revealed some rather “clinical” details about martyrdom operations one might call “anal jihad” that I’m sure you won’t hear any complaint about from GLAAD.

Goldberg wrote in the National Review:

Apparently a fellow writing into a Jihadi chat show wants to do “martyrdom operations.” The sheikh he talked to says they’ve got a great new technique to blow up infidels. We hide explosives up your butt. There’s just one hitch. You’ve got to be repeatedly sodomized in order to be able to accommodate the explosive. So, the questioner wants to know if it is permissible for him to be regularly rogered, if doing so makes his posterior more amenable to hiding explosives.”

You can watch the exchange on the video featuring Shiite cleric Abdallah Al-Khilaf – although thankfully, not the training process. The cleric says that even though sodomy is forbidden, if it is necessary for anal jihad, well, then it is required. Because jihad is the highest obligation. Of course.

Jonah Goldberg and I have the same thought:

Now, what I find hilarious here is that it never occurs to anyone that there might be some kind of technological work-around short of repeated sodomy. You know, maybe there’s a device or a technique, something that is a little less unpleasant, inconvenient or forbidden than straight-up buggery? Nope. Gotta go with the sodomy.


Come on, does anyone believe we can seriously “coexist” with this violent theocratic-political totalitarian — and idiotic — ideology? I want to believe this is all a hoax but it appears not to be the case.

Don’t tell me this is just a small radical element. And I hope this post will make it to the computer of the Council for Islamic American Affairs (CAIR) head Islamist, Nihad Awad.

One thing for certain, I sympathize with any TSA agent who draws THIS inspection duty — but ya gotta take one for the country!

Read more at http://allenbwest.com/2013/12/anal-jihad-will-phil-say-yes-theres-video/#cogGBxxDsCEDZBmH.99

Wow, just wow. Isn't it a sin in Islam to take it in the pooper?

boredinaz06's photo
Sun 12/22/13 10:59 PM

Jonah Goldberg has revealed some rather “clinical” details about martyrdom operations one might call “anal jihad” that I’m sure you won’t hear any complaint about from GLAAD.

Goldberg wrote in the National Review:

Apparently a fellow writing into a Jihadi chat show wants to do “martyrdom operations.” The sheikh he talked to says they’ve got a great new technique to blow up infidels. We hide explosives up your butt. There’s just one hitch. You’ve got to be repeatedly sodomized in order to be able to accommodate the explosive. So, the questioner wants to know if it is permissible for him to be regularly rogered, if doing so makes his posterior more amenable to hiding explosives.”

You can watch the exchange on the video featuring Shiite cleric Abdallah Al-Khilaf – although thankfully, not the training process. The cleric says that even though sodomy is forbidden, if it is necessary for anal jihad, well, then it is required. Because jihad is the highest obligation. Of course.

Jonah Goldberg and I have the same thought:

Now, what I find hilarious here is that it never occurs to anyone that there might be some kind of technological work-around short of repeated sodomy. You know, maybe there’s a device or a technique, something that is a little less unpleasant, inconvenient or forbidden than straight-up buggery? Nope. Gotta go with the sodomy.


Come on, does anyone believe we can seriously “coexist” with this violent theocratic-political totalitarian — and idiotic — ideology? I want to believe this is all a hoax but it appears not to be the case.

Don’t tell me this is just a small radical element. And I hope this post will make it to the computer of the Council for Islamic American Affairs (CAIR) head Islamist, Nihad Awad.

One thing for certain, I sympathize with any TSA agent who draws THIS inspection duty — but ya gotta take one for the country!

Read more at http://allenbwest.com/2013/12/anal-jihad-will-phil-say-yes-theres-video/#cogGBxxDsCEDZBmH.99

Wow, just wow. Isn't it a sin in Islam to take it in the pooper?


No sin, they're queers with severe mommy issues so turd burglin is widely accepted as the norm.

Lpdon's photo
Mon 12/23/13 01:51 AM


Jonah Goldberg has revealed some rather “clinical” details about martyrdom operations one might call “anal jihad” that I’m sure you won’t hear any complaint about from GLAAD.

Goldberg wrote in the National Review:

Apparently a fellow writing into a Jihadi chat show wants to do “martyrdom operations.” The sheikh he talked to says they’ve got a great new technique to blow up infidels. We hide explosives up your butt. There’s just one hitch. You’ve got to be repeatedly sodomized in order to be able to accommodate the explosive. So, the questioner wants to know if it is permissible for him to be regularly rogered, if doing so makes his posterior more amenable to hiding explosives.”

You can watch the exchange on the video featuring Shiite cleric Abdallah Al-Khilaf – although thankfully, not the training process. The cleric says that even though sodomy is forbidden, if it is necessary for anal jihad, well, then it is required. Because jihad is the highest obligation. Of course.

Jonah Goldberg and I have the same thought:

Now, what I find hilarious here is that it never occurs to anyone that there might be some kind of technological work-around short of repeated sodomy. You know, maybe there’s a device or a technique, something that is a little less unpleasant, inconvenient or forbidden than straight-up buggery? Nope. Gotta go with the sodomy.


Come on, does anyone believe we can seriously “coexist” with this violent theocratic-political totalitarian — and idiotic — ideology? I want to believe this is all a hoax but it appears not to be the case.

Don’t tell me this is just a small radical element. And I hope this post will make it to the computer of the Council for Islamic American Affairs (CAIR) head Islamist, Nihad Awad.

One thing for certain, I sympathize with any TSA agent who draws THIS inspection duty — but ya gotta take one for the country!

Read more at http://allenbwest.com/2013/12/anal-jihad-will-phil-say-yes-theres-video/#cogGBxxDsCEDZBmH.99

Wow, just wow. Isn't it a sin in Islam to take it in the pooper?


No sin, they're queers with severe mommy issues so turd burglin is widely accepted as the norm.


The Quran preaches child molesting, beating and disrespecting women, killing all infidels by the sword is ok, not Homosexuality. Hell Homosexuality is a capitol offense in the Middle East in countries governed by Sharia Law.

Sojourning_Soul's photo
Mon 12/23/13 04:16 AM
Edited by Sojourning_Soul on Mon 12/23/13 04:19 AM


Makes it kind of tough to "take this shite" seriously laugh


"Ahhhhhhhhh" ....... BOOM

willing2's photo
Mon 12/23/13 07:49 AM
Now, anytime I see a Jihadist with a runny nose, I'll know he's being prepared.


Lpdon's photo
Sat 12/28/13 02:08 AM

Now, anytime I see a Jihadist with a runny nose, I'll know he's being prepared.




Why would he have a runny nose from getting boinked in the butt?

Conrad_73's photo
Sat 12/28/13 03:32 AM
guess Freud would have called them anally retentive!
Would have never dreamed though it were SEMTEX!laugh

willing2's photo
Sat 12/28/13 07:00 AM


Now, anytime I see a Jihadist with a runny nose, I'll know he's being prepared.




Why would he have a runny nose from getting boinked in the butt?

There's a long line waiting their turns.

Lpdon's photo
Sat 12/28/13 11:51 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to the term blowing $hit up.