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Topic: 10 Things that sounddirty at Christmas
SDSCFof2 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 21324	Sat 12/21/13 02:59 PM
Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren’t 10. Did you get any under the tree? 9. I think your balls are hanging too low. 8. Check out Rudolph’s Honker! 7. Santa’s sack is really bulging. 6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath. 5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake? 4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy. 3. From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real. 2. Can I interest you in some dark meat? 1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Sat 12/21/13 04:18 PM
Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren’t 10. Did you get any under the tree? 9. I think your balls are hanging too low. 8. Check out Rudolph’s Honker! 7. Santa’s sack is really bulging. 6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath. 5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake? 4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy. 3. From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real. 2. Can I interest you in some dark meat? 1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall. Wanna pull my cracker? Santa only 'comes' once a year! Do you want stuffing? This meat is too dry! Keep basting your bird! Think you could easily get it to 20 though?

SDSCFof2 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 21324	Sat 12/21/13 05:20 PM
Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren’t 10. Did you get any under the tree? 9. I think your balls are hanging too low. 8. Check out Rudolph’s Honker! 7. Santa’s sack is really bulging. 6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath. 5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake? 4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy. 3. From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real. 2. Can I interest you in some dark meat? 1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall. Wanna pull my cracker? Santa only 'comes' once a year! Do you want stuffing? This meat is too dry! Keep basting your bird! Think you could easily get it to 20 though? your found a better list than i did

carollee0109 Joined Sun 12/08/13 Posts: 16	Tue 12/24/13 08:02 PM
never this joke before.

alnewman Joined Sat 12/14/13 Posts: 4009	Thu 12/26/13 07:12 PM Edited by alnewman on Thu 12/26/13 07:14 PM

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