One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Lisa," replied the teacher. She then called on Little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, Michael!"
Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny...
"Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, Beautiful, just ****ing beautiful!"

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I love Little Johnny Jokes

Funny, too fecking funny!

Lmao!

One day in class, the teacher was talking about farming to the inner city kids.
She holds up a photo of a shovel and asks if anyone knows what it is. Little Sally raises her hand and says "thats a shovel".
"Very good" the teacher says then holds up a photo of a rake.
Billy blurts out "Thats a rake!".
The the teacher holds up a photo of a hoe.
Nobody says a word so the teacher says that it is a hoe.
Little Johnny holds up his hand and says "My sisters a ho and she don't look like dat!"

Lmao

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