Alabama: At Least We're Not Mississippi
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong
Arizona: Dehyd-rific!!
Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everything
California: As Seen on TV
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier & With Less Character
Florida: Ask Us About Our Great-Grandchildren
Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Gateway to Iowa
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: Land of James T. Kirk
Kansas: First of the Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajuns But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: Cheap Lobster
Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: For Sale
Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana: Land of the Big Sky, The Unabomber & Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores & Poker!!
New Hampshire: Go Away & Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney . . .
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!!
Ohio: Don't Judge Us By Cleveland
Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Se Hablo Ingles
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs & Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix
Washington: Help!! We're Overrun By Nerds & Slackers!!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor??
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!!
Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese
Wyoming: & That's What It Does . . .

lol. cali represent! haha.