At a small terminal in the Texas Panhandle, three strangers are awaiting their shuttle flight.
One is a Native American passing through from Oklahoma.
The second one is a local ranch hand on his way to Ft. Worth for a stock show.
The third passenger is an Arab student, newly arrived at the Texas oil patch from the Middle East.
To pass the time they strike up a conversation on recent events, and the discussion drifts to their diverse cultures.
Soon the Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout Muslim.
The conversation falls into an uneasy lull.
The cowpoke leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table, tips his big sweat stained hat forward over his face.
The wind outside blows tumbleweeds and the old windsock flaps, but no plane comes.
Finally, the Native American clears his throat and softly, he speaks:
"Once my people were many, now we are few."
The Muslim raises an eyebrow and leans forward,
"Once my people were few,"
he sneers,
"And now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"
The Texan shifts the toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says,
"That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet."

LMAO!!!!!!!!

This joke is racist.

lol,that's good weneed more people to think like that!

RACIST OR NOT IT WAS FUNNY

Ok, my family is part Native American and my friends are Muslims (my boyfriend is half-Arab), but even I found that funny!

Texas cowboys!!

Now this is funny:

"Hillbilly Vasectomy"

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.


So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.


The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,(fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."


The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed,but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."


"Trust me," said the doctor.


So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!





"1"


"2"


"3"


"4"


"5"





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At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.





This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky,Louisiana, Arkansas,Mississippi, Missouri, Florida, West Virginia and Washington DC.