A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't find one big enough She asked the stock boy Do these turkeys get any bigger? The stock boy replied No they're dead.





I never realized that after Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, the calender says, W T F...





I want my last words to be "I just want you to know I left three million dollars under the.." and just leave em hangin hehe >:D



Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes-- that way when you do judge them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes...=]

Nice try phoenix

lol