Four married guys go fishing.
After an hour, the following Conversation took place: First guy : "You have no idea what I had to do
> to be able to come Out fishing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I will paint Every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will Build her a new deck for the pool."

> Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife That I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when They realized that the fourth guy has not said a word.
> So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to Do to be able to come fishing this weekend.
What's the deal?" Fourth guy : "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I
Shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or sex," And she said,
> "Wear sun-block."

thats great.

Hmmmm... he'd better hope the fish are biting, because his wife is definately not rising to the bait. :P

Smart guy!!