Topic: A Fantastic Reincarnation | |
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MY NEXT LIFE
I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then ..... ..... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then ...... ....... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case! |
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LOL!!!
Wouldn't that be something??? Just think of all the things that we would do differently... |
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That was good hellgurl
I'll take one order of that please |
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hell...
I like your way of thinking, even your ending is GREAT!!!! |
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do ya think we can find a way???
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Ahh, the perfect life!!
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