MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better
every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your
first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party,
and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid,
you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then .....

..... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully
in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating,
room service on tap, and then ......

....... You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case!

LOL!!!

Wouldn't that be something??? Just think of all the things that we would do differently...

That was good hellgurl

I'll take one order of that please

hell...

I like your way of thinking, even your ending is GREAT!!!!

do ya think we can find a way???

Ahh, the perfect life!!