Three men were exploring the jungle when an ancient tribe of
fierce natives captured them. The three of them were locked
in a room, and one by one were released and asked the same
question, "Do you prefer to DIE or would you rather face the
punishment of 'Kabuki'?"
The first man answered, "I don't want to die... I choose
Kabuki!" The chief smiled and said, "Then you have chosen...
Punishment... Punishment by Kabuki!" The entire tribe then
proceeded to give the man anal sex. He screamed in pain and
eventually bled to death.
When they asked the second man the same question, he
answered, "Kabuki doesn't sound too bad... I choose Kabuki!"
The chief smiled and said, "Then you have chosen...
Punishment... Punishment by Kabuki!" Again the entire tribe
proceeded to perform anal sex on the man and he too screamed
in pain and eventually bled to death.
It was now the third man's turn. Having watched the fates of
the first two men, he knew better than to choose Kabuki. So,
when they asked him the same question, he answered, "I
choose DEATH!" The chief smiled and said,
"So be it... I sentence you to death...

























































































































DEATH BY KABUKI!!!"

Kabuki doesnt sound too bad right about now!!!! LOL