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Edited by
CeriseRose
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Tue 11/19/13 11:50 PM
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November 16, 2013 Obama Says Americans Can Keep Their Damn Insurance Posted by Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)"Faced with a barrage of new questions about the Affordable Care Act, President Obama cut short a White House press conference today, telling the stunned press corps, “You know what? Everybody can keep their damn insurance." Glaring at the reporters, the President continued, "You heard me. If your insurance is crappy, then you just go ahead and keep it, the crappier, the better. Let's pretend this whole thing never happened."�� A vein in his forehead visibly throbbing, the President added, "You know, I really wish I hadn'��t spent the last three years of my life on this thing. I should've just gone around invading countries for no reason. That would've made everybody happy. Well, live and learn." As the reporters averted their eyes from the President, many of them looking awkwardly at their shoes, he concluded his remarks: "All those people out there who want to repeal Obamacare? Well, guess what: I'��ll make their day and repeal it myself. Really, it's my pleasure. But I swear that this is the last time I try to do something nice for anybody." (News Reshuffled) www.thenewyorker.com |
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Is he cracking up?
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Hmmm, thought he already was "cracked" up.
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Hmmm, thought he already was "cracked" up.
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Edited by
willing2
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Wed 11/20/13 05:27 AM
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His worshipers believe they are safe from his wrath. 
One secret about Satan's Little Helpers. They aren't allowed to lay hands on humans. They can order others to do their dirty work. PS How the hell is he gonna' reinstate cancelled insurance policies? Don't bogart that crack pipe, Barry. |
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Edited by
Sojourning_Soul
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Wed 11/20/13 07:04 AM
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Now they want our health and privacy..... they already have our wealth and rights! American voter buzz word......DUH..... |
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I've always thought Obama was probably spoiled as a child, told he was better and smarter than everyone else by his mother and grandparents. Perhaps they were overcompensating for the possible prejudice he might face as a result of being bi-racial. But no matter how well intended their efforts in his upbringing the net results are apparent.
The reason I believed he was spoiled had always been because of his arrogance and his condescending manner, which is still pretty obvious to an objective observer. Just look at how he raises his chin so he is looking downward at his subjects...err I mean his audience when he talks AT (not to) them. Now I can add acting like a spoiled brat and having a hissy fit when he can't do whatever he wants, whenever he wants. |
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I've always thought Obama was probably spoiled as a child, told he was better and smarter than everyone else by his mother and grandparents. Perhaps they were overcompensating for the possible prejudice he might face as a result of being bi-racial. But no matter how well intended their efforts in his upbringing the net results are apparent. The reason I believed he was spoiled had always been because of his arrogance and his condescending manner, which is still pretty obvious to an objective observer. Just look at how he raises his chin so he is looking downward at his subjects...err I mean his audience when he talks AT (not to) them. Now I can add acting like a spoiled brat and having a hissy fit when he can't do whatever he wants, whenever he wants.  Hissy fit!!
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I've always thought Obama was probably spoiled as a child, told he was better and smarter than everyone else by his mother and grandparents. Perhaps they were overcompensating for the possible prejudice he might face as a result of being bi-racial. But no matter how well intended their efforts in his upbringing the net results are apparent. The reason I believed he was spoiled had always been because of his arrogance and his condescending manner, which is still pretty obvious to an objective observer. Just look at how he raises his chin so he is looking downward at his subjects...err I mean his audience when he talks AT (not to) them. Now I can add acting like a spoiled brat and having a hissy fit when he can't do whatever he wants, whenever he wants.
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I've always thought Obama was probably spoiled as a child, told he was better and smarter than everyone else by his mother and grandparents. Perhaps they were overcompensating for the possible prejudice he might face as a result of being bi-racial. But no matter how well intended their efforts in his upbringing the net results are apparent. The reason I believed he was spoiled had always been because of his arrogance and his condescending manner, which is still pretty obvious to an objective observer. Just look at how he raises his chin so he is looking downward at his subjects...err I mean his audience when he talks AT (not to) them. Now I can add acting like a spoiled brat and having a hissy fit when he can't do whatever he wants, whenever he wants. His Gestures and Bodylanguage are just like Mussolini's! 
Tempted to call him Obassolini! 
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Edited by
uche9aa
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Wed 11/20/13 08:46 AM
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Whats the purpose of this op? To stir up debased emotions of angry people? Its rather unfortunate."Speak evil of no man"
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Whats the purpose of this op? To stir up debased emotions of angry people? Its rather unfortunate."Speak evil of no man" When quoting someone's own words it's not speaking evil of them, it's the person who is being quoted showing their true colors. If those colors resemble evil so be it. I suppose you've never heard Obama and his cronies speak evil of Bush, the republicans or anyone who doesn't agree with his agenda and his policies. He is the most divisive and spreads more vitriol than any other president in my life time. But it's the Saul Alinsky way, it's to be expected from radicals. |
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Whats the purpose of this op? To stir up debased emotions of angry people? Its rather unfortunate."Speak evil of no man" You really have to learn a lot,Grasshopper!(Kung-Fu Master) |
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Whats the purpose of this op? To stir up debased emotions of angry people? Its rather unfortunate."Speak evil of no man" Love ya uchea, but your post is a question and an accusation. Neither of us are above having a problem with others' expressions or behaviors...so... Be blessed! 
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