Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 7 | |
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Because I made a citizens arrest with my pink furry cuffs. Needed to try them out!
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Edited by
Coolguyfunny
on
Thu 06/19/14 08:10 PM
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For lack of knowledge, she accidently handcuffed herself to her dog
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For not being cool and funny, anymore..
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For not paying parole... He's going back
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Showing his Johnson at the train depot .... on a Sunday no less
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For perving on train station flashers.
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For kidnapping Barney The Dinosaur..
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for falsely calling the cops on me telling them i broke into his home when i was home with my boyfriend.
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..for whipping her boyfriend in front off the cops..
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because they just outlawed charming.
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he got arrested for being too damn sexy
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..for blaming her actions on another personality..
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For blaming your personality for your actions and blaming everyone everyone else for personality
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For illegally using the word "everyone" twice in the above sentence...
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For picking on peoples literary skills.
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For being such a "Good boy" with all of us ladies here! he he he
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For sitting in a no sitting zone and drinking a strawberry soda... At least it was red like strawberry
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^^^^ For being hit on by a man in black pyjamas
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^^^^ For being hit on by a man in black pyjamas For not expressing her opinion of the Definition of Religion |
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^^^ Touche
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