awwwwwwwwwww ok makeup sex!!!!

Why do I feel like I am at the local hotel at closing time?

shoulda held out for diamonds!!!

yep!!!

You've never been to any of our local small town hotels have you! This is nothing. Wait 'til ya see a grown woman making love to a jukebox and a horse peeking in the window to let it's owner know it's time to go home!

what that my horse???

Yep sounds like home....now you know why I gave up drinking...the horse wanted a divorce..

Chipman Hotel here in Alberta. It's a dive but I manage to have a good time there whenever I go.

That is too scary!!!!

was duh!!

Lisa, you talking about the pony foal, at the ball the other night had me in stitches...horses in the kitchen...my paint mare all, 14.3 hh of her, used to wander inside of the homestead.

My cousin got a ticket for drunk driving on a horse!!

What was really scary was New Years! Half the bar thought my friend Rob and I were cops!
I didn't think we were going to leave alive for the first few hours. Then the toothless lady wanted to dance with me all night. I had to tell her I can't dance(truth) at least a dozen times. I met a guy named "Tractor" and had a half naked girl fall on me. Her b/f wasn't impressed.
Thankfully I was relatively sober and all ended well....at least until we went to the house party....but that's another story.

the one that's legs went every where was that last lil paint orphan baby, I let linz take it in & it wouldnt go, so it was sliding she is just pushing enough for the dogs water to go everywhere its lil legs to get in the pie rack!
so i grabbed its lil but & got it in the living room.
Linz went out to get the bottle he peed in front of the TV then pooped & walked in it!! I just laughed.

I use to chase the donkey's off the screened in porch all the time eating the dog food..

so toothless got you off as a cop?

Lisa - My mare used to pinch the bread bag, and shake out the folded washing on the table..



Harry- you sure you haven't been to Australia??? Sounds just like our local..

I had baby goats here that were great fun.
clearing the coffee table jumping on everything..

my sister's horse broke the sliding door here looking at it self then pawing it..

No, a few friends that knew us showed up and we finally got a table after standing for two hours (probably half the reason they thought wew were cops). They only have a couple dozen chairs (none match).

I'm liking Aus more and more already!

Hmmmmmmmm Note to self: DO NOT EVER EVER EVER GO TO ALBERTA!!!!

Goats??? hahahahahaha...they are shockers!!!...

We had Saanans, Anglo Nubians and Angoras...and oh my...they used to watch us latch the gates...then spend a few hours figuring how to open them...real passion killer with a baby kid standing on the end of the bed..