A young man went to a house to pick up his blind
date. The girl wasn't quite ready, so her father
invited the lad to sit on the couch and wait. Dad
sat in his easy chair and proceeded to read his
newspaper, while the family dog, Rover, jumped
onto the couch and sniffed out the stranger.
Suddenly, the young man felt the urge to fart
and didn't know what to do, however, since the
dog was nearby, he decided to squeak it out and
feign innocence.

"Brrroough," went the fart! Dad peered over his
newspaper and said, "Rover! Get off that couch!"

The young man was relieved. Obviously, Dad
thought Rover had done the deed. Soon, another
fart rumbled in the young man's guts, and he let
it rip, assured that Rover would once again be
blamed.
Sure enough, Dad peered over his newspaper and
said more sharply, "Rover! I said get off the
couch!"
Happily, the young man decided that he could fart
whenever the urge arose and he let yet another
one fly.
Finally, Dad threw down his newspaper in disgust
and bellowed,
"Rover! FOR GOD'S SAKE, GET OFF
THAT COUCH BEFORE HE CRAPS ON YOU!!!"

Too funny,

Oh my!!