A woman went to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother.
The psychic��s eyelids begin fluttering and she begins moaning. Eventually, a voice comes, saying, Granddaughter? Are you there?
The granddaughter, wide-eyed responds, Grandma? Is that you?
Yes granddaughter, it's me
It's really you, Grandma?the woman repeats.
Yes, it'��s really me, granddaughter.
The woman pauses a moment, Grandma, I have just one question for you.
Anything, my child.
When did you learn to speak English?