Topic: finish my sentence - part 30 | |
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..But Elmer wasn't a Duck fan..., as he thought they were silly toons from Disneyland... and he had already bought season tickets for the 'Flintsones On Ice" tour...
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which brings total enlightenment to those from the stone age....
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where you eat food on a...
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..dinosaur's head... and make love on a water bufflalo..
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take your time while you are making a...
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dinosaur burger.....
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make sure it's well done and extra juicy, kinda like....
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...a constipated Sloppy Joe..
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that slips and slides...
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like a greased pig
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Edited by
jagbird
on
Fri 03/28/14 02:39 AM
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...or being a pre-madonna.. and dating a green frog..
(another board malfunction... this goes below the post, below me..) |
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which has no job other than rolling in the mud
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and making funny faces .....
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...which gets the other muppets jealous.., because everyone just passes them by for dates.., because they have someone's hand up their...
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wegman...
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...and their breath usually smells like...
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Fish without the chips.....
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...which is really strange.., because Muppets don't even eat food..
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said the image in the mirror....
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....to the wicked witch of the west...
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