A prosperous and somewhat amorous businessman propositioned a
beautiful chorus girl of well-proportioned figure to spend
the night with him for $500.

When he was ready to leave the next morning, certain things
having transpired, he told her he didn't have that much money
with him, but would have his secretary mail her a check for
it, made out with a memo of RENT FOR APARTMENT, to avoid any
embarrassment.

On the way to the office, however, after thinking the matter
over carefully, he decided the night hadn't been worth what
he’d agreed to pay. As a result, he had his secretary send a
check for $250 instead, and enclosed the following
explanatory note:

Dear Madam:

"Enclosed is a Cheque for the amount of $250 for rent on your
apartment. I am sending this amount instead of the amount
originally agreed upon, because when I rented this apartment,
I was under the impression that...

1. It had never been occupied
2. There was plenty of heat
3. It was small

Last night, I found that it had been occupied many times, that
there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large!"

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the
check, with this note:

"I am returning the check for $250. I cannot understand how
you could expect such a beautiful apartment to remain
unoccupied. As for the heat... there is plenty of it there if
you know how to turn it on. As for the size, it's not my fault
if you didn't have enough furniture to furnish it."

Now that's a good one!

Hee hee

Paybacks are always a b*tch, lol

nice lol

good for her