A policeman go for a walk on friday night , and see a curacao guy sittin drunk in a car
Uhumm... said the police men, what u doing so late on the street ?
I just came from a home party answert the guy.
Police : i think that i smell alcohol in your car, are u drunk ?
The guy : no i'm not , mister police.
Police : yes you are.
The guy : no seriously i'm not.
The police saw a motersycle coming and he asked the guy", do u know what that thing thats coming is ?
The guy : thats a motersycle.
Police : ok, but what kind, honda, suzuki, aprilia ?
The guy : i don't know .
Police : you see, i'm right your drunk, i give you one last chance. Do you see the lights thats comming ?
The guy : yes i do
Police : what is it ?
The guy : thats a car.
Police : right but what kinda car, toyota, audi or a lexxus?
The guy : i don't know sir.
Police : allright i going to arrest you cause you drunk, step out the vehicle.
The guy start feeling upset and look around him. And saw a women walking across the street drest up in a kinda panty ,some reall small blouse from witch the boobs jumpin out ,she walking trough puffin on a sigarrete and slanger by,,
The guy : Uhuu... mister police now that you have ask me questions may i ask you one before you arrest me ?
Police : go ahead cause nothing will save you for tonight!
The guy : do you see the women walking across the streets right there.
The police look around and say yep i see her.
The guy : do you know what that is ?
Police : ofcourse, thats a prostitude , and to say it like a good American that`s a ho'
The guy : you'r right , but who she is , your momma, your grandma or your daughter ?!
Ahahhha im really shure that guy had a bad night that day, sleeping in a dirty cell .