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Topic: ★★★★★ I am your new leader
ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sun 10/13/13 01:00 PM
Ride shut up on public.. dnt show out ur desperation Ermmm Uncle Pony.... Shall I FedEx him a Manila enveloppe of goodness Sir? "The rumble in the jungle" "It will be a thrilla and a chilla when I beat that big gorilla in Manila " "Everyone talkn' about Joe Frazier! Everyone talkn' about 'Smoking' Joe Fraza I'll go out and take my time,then put that gorilla away in 9 Joe Frazier so ugly..the sweat runs down the back of his head I'm fast I'm young and I'm pretty I am the greatest of all time. (Ali) And the Greatest trash talker of all time! Oh Jonny Fart are you talkin' "Asian persuasion" Ah Yes! I think I my have a plan on these unclear terms of endearment lol and where is my Hoe if he doesn't show up soon then you may have to wear another hat and double as my little Hoe...at least for the time been. Now 'Head of Entertainment' is a big responsibility, but I know you could throw us a ravishing party before the great Battle.

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sun 10/13/13 01:42 PM
Update from the test lab chief.. We are having great success! Every WWZ soldier will be outfitted with one of these as a primary weapon! J236 out Ah yes! The 'Simmons special' I am familiar with this option, nice touch,of course don't you mean primary short range weapon,what about for long range? and yes the full functional headless Miley body's will be great,it saves me the work as I'm sure she would end up beheaded Anyways. She's just not mature like my goddesses and would surely speak out of turn, and now I can _ _ _ _ her throat fully

Journeyman236 Joined Thu 05/09/13 Posts: 2786	Sun 10/13/13 02:17 PM
Ah yes! The 'Simmons special' I am familiar with this option, nice touch,of course don't you mean primary short range weapon,what about for long range? and yes the full functional headless Miley body's will be great,it saves me the work as I'm sure she would end up beheaded Anyways. She's just not mature like my goddesses and would surely speak out of turn, and now I can _ _ _ _ her throat fully Already got that covered chief, this Flying fortress should be purrfect for long range attacks..They go for over 100,000 miles on one can of tuna & carry a payload of a dozen toxic kittens which can be dropped with the utmost precision. I took the liberty of beginning production on these units. Here is some footage from the test lab.. J236 out

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sun 10/13/13 02:44 PM Edited by ridewytepony on Sun 10/13/13 02:46 PM
Ah yes! The 'Simmons special' I am familiar with this option, nice touch,of course don't you mean primary short range weapon,what about for long range? and yes the full functional headless Miley body's will be great,it saves me the work as I'm sure she would end up beheaded Anyways. She's just not mature like my goddesses and would surely speak out of turn, and now I can _ _ _ _ her throat fully Already got that covered chief, this Flying fortress should be purrfect for long range attacks..They go for over 100,000 miles on one can of tuna & carry a payload of a dozen toxic kittens which can be dropped with the utmost precision. I took the liberty of beginning production on these units. Here is some footage from the test lab.. J236 out Purrrfect is right J236 I am just speechless! You have out done yourself once again and please do take that liberty,I am just mesmerized,I can actually see the vapor stream expel from its foo foo valve. ps J236 Lmao over & out

Journeyman236 Joined Thu 05/09/13 Posts: 2786	Sun 10/13/13 03:50 PM Edited by Journeyman236 on Sun 10/13/13 03:51 PM
I can actually see the vapor stream expel from its foo foo valve. That's actually it's tail chief.. Unless you mean the Flying Fortress, then those are just clouds

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sun 10/13/13 04:32 PM
I can actually see the vapor stream expel from its foo foo valve. That's actually it's tail chief.. Unless you mean the Flying Fortress, then those are just clouds wipes tears out of eyes thinking how 'dry' you are Yes of course J236 how could I be so obtuse! Over 'n' out

Journeyman236 Joined Thu 05/09/13 Posts: 2786	Sun 10/13/13 04:40 PM
A common mistake chief, no worries.. I have also started training squads of tactical special forces units that are proving to be quite deadly. This is Commander Kitteh & he is one ruthless SOB! J236 out

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sun 10/13/13 05:00 PM
Lolzz ride she is my girl... why dnt u try some other girl... Else wanna go wid candi... ask her.. I hv no problem wid her goin out for dinner. .. its her life... ask her if she wanna go wid u I'm getting mixed signals here! should we just go back to the way it was,Candi been your girl and me just having fun in the forums on my own thread...is that okay with you! Mau naaaaIM is Forest...Forest Gump JeeenNAYs mau Gurl. Momma alwess saES you can sure learn a lot about a maYan and the thAngs he wraITS.

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sun 10/13/13 05:19 PM
A common mistake chief, no worries.. I have also started training squads of tactical special forces units that are proving to be quite deadly. This is Commander Kitteh & he is one ruthless SOB! J236 out Yes indeed,with cat like reflexes,very impressive specimen,they just keep getting better. I could not help notice that he has a strikingly,uncatny resemblance of England bad boy Prince Harry...is this deliberate in any way?

Simonedemidova Joined Mon 11/15/10 Posts: 8952	Sun 10/13/13 05:27 PM
Lol

Journeyman236 Joined Thu 05/09/13 Posts: 2786	Sun 10/13/13 05:52 PM
Not at all chief, we are currently training brigades of snipers as well. I'm sure you will be happy with the results

WorldWarZeke Joined Sun 10/06/13 Posts: 869	Sun 10/13/13 06:17 PM


ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sun 10/13/13 06:35 PM Edited by ridewytepony on Sun 10/13/13 06:44 PM
Not at all chief, we are currently training brigades of snipers as well. I'm sure you will be happy with the results this is just mind boggling I'm gobsmacked speechless if you understand that better. I think I have lost a lot of time in the roll playing in the dungeon with my beautiful Goddesses don't get me wrong, I am in noway complaining. Would you say with all this advancements it be safe to say we could deploy our forces from headquarters And continue controlling and watch real time. If this is the case then we should deploy forces on the eastern front immediately,like a fake front and then flank then from the remaining three sides? as my strategist & chief advisor where are we exactly at, with this. in going to the dungeon with my Goddesses to ravish them in chains and torn common rags...we like it and it keeps it fresh. Over'n' out

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sun 10/13/13 06:42 PM
"message just in from the big giant head" I read it loud and,clear loud and clear thinks to himself thank God the big giant head is on our side

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sun 10/13/13 07:13 PM Edited by ridewytepony on Sun 10/13/13 07:15 PM
Are u ready for your bath master? Yes my goddess of golden fleece pelt and you are to join me!then when I here back from 5 star General J236 and we're ready,I shall go to battle for two weeks and you are not to bath til I return And where is that "Head of Entertainment (HOE)lol Lars ? he has not returned for duty,I will have J236 look in to this one. He shall throw a ravishing party for us all and all our legions before we are off. The commoners are welcome to let lose in the streets. I'm such a good leader now I need to read my message from the Empire's military strategist J236. Hooray! Please take my crystal heart, it's magic and will give you extra protection! oh yes My Goddess of great golden pelt Oh how I have missed thou!I have been busy consulting for The Future or PONY WORD but I am once again distracted by my emence sexual appetite. It's roll playing time in the dungeon so put on another commoners dress and I'll whip you stretch you,hang ya 'n' bang ya for starters Oh and you might want to hold on to that good luck charm just a little longer

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sun 10/13/13 08:20 PM Edited by ridewytepony on Sun 10/13/13 08:58 PM
Ponys parody of Sammy Davis Jr. The Candy man can "Who can get there tomoooorrooow and crush someone's little dream separate the sorrow and like up all of Candi's cream The Candiman can the Candiman can Yes Candi's man can 'cause I mix it all with love & make her world go round. Who can take her thighs and add a little in Goow cover her with chocolate and make chunky Candi soup the Candiman can the Candiman can yes Candi's man can 'cause I mix it all with love and make her world go round. who can make a rainbow and _ _ o _ e her with my tie soak her in the sun and make a groovy Candiapple pie the Candiman can the Candiman can yes Candi's man can 'cause I mix it all with love and watch her pants fall down.

Journeyman236 Joined Thu 05/09/13 Posts: 2786	Sun 10/13/13 08:29 PM
Slow & low gear chief..we got this

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sun 10/13/13 08:51 PM
Slow & low gear chief..we got this I did get the updated picture from the W W Z AKA the big giant head. still zombie like I see...very intimidating. just a few concerns with the mental capacity to date. This could backfire?

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Sun 10/13/13 08:58 PM
Mr.(((((Ride))))... master..

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sun 10/13/13 09:23 PM
Mr.(((((Ride))))... master.. Woman of magnificent power there you are you came into the dungeon late when I was blindfolded but I could smell the aroma of your magnificent flower in bloom. do join me for some wine and aphrodisiacs and a long night of roll playing in the dungeon.