Anyone from Seattle, WA? =D

Would like to know if there is anyone from Seattle, WA =D
Let's be friends =)

Hello
Senseless in Seattle

Sorry to inform you,that you have posted in the wrong category
and your future posting privileges are in question and will be
under review in front of the board on Thursdays.
Penalties in the first offence can range from a simple warning
or as severe as public stoning.

I really don't have any official authority yet but I think
they might be hiring and I've bin read the riot act
100 times,so I think I'm the right person for the job.
so did it sound good?

Seriously this would belong in chit chat, that's the BS channel
I'm from the island just a couple of hours away,I'm sure I did time in Seattle & Tacoma