A guy, after a night of heavy drinking has missed his last bus home, and being too drunk to drive, he decides to take a shortcut through the local town cemetary. He has to walk in torrential rain and in his drunken state, does not notice a freshly dug grave,slips and falls in. He struggles for about 10 minutes, but the sides of the grave are slippery and he keeps sliding back down the walls. So he gives up out of drunken exhaustion and decides that he'll wait until morning and climb out when he's sober.
About an hour later, he's woken up by the grunts of somebody else in the grave who is also struggling to get out, and after watching this other guy for about 5 minutes, he says to the man.
"I've already tried that. You won't get out!"
A millisecond later, he was once again alone in the grave.

cute!!