A worried father telephoned his family doctor and said that
he was afraid that his teenaged son had come down with an STD
"He says he hasn't had sex with anyone but the maid, so it
has to be her."
"Don't worry so much," advised the doctor. "These things
happen."
"I know, doctor," said the father, "but I have to admit that
I've been sleeping with the maid also. I seem to have the
same symptoms."
"That's unfortunate."
"Not only that, I think I've passed it to my wife."
"Oh God," said the doc, "That means we all have it."

UH OOH!!

Haha, that was great!

The moral of the story...Dont sleep with the help! Im gonna tell my neighbor that.