no flames dont worry im not trying to make a moltiov coctaile

Dead in the wine

Kids gotta draw them a picture.

mad scientists at work...

I can see the insurance report now...

" Well, some goofball in Australia said do this and that, and well, I got some other helpful hints, and I mixed this with that, and then there was this flame, and well......."

it was the purrriest flame i ever did see before e verything went KABOOOOOOOOOOOM

You could always scoop the dead flies out of Sage's wine, and have a drink..

yeah cuz i want that extra special flavor

try Arbor Mist,even people flock to it..


Hey if you use these hints maybe you can be on an episode of Jackass...


@oldsage.

lol yeah but i dont feel like getting abused. i just want these bugs gone

Jax, does the furby do gnats? maybe you could lease him out?

furbie doesnt eat bugs,he just likes to rape owls..

How to Get Rid of Gnats

Nuke Them. This is a good choice if you just have a few that wander in from outdoors. Just about any flying insect spray will kill them and very quickly. If the situation becomes an infestation, a fogger might be a better way to get the job done. If you use a spray and have pets make sure that you check the labels, and follow all directions for safe use. A less caustic approach would be to use insecticidal soap sprays.

Track Them and Kill Them. If you’ve got a swarm, you need to eliminate the source. It seems gnats are attracted to vinegar. Fill a jar almost to the top with vinegar, poke several small holes in the lid and then set it out. The gnats will come to the jar, wiggle down into the hole, and will not be able to climb back out. Set several of these traps around your home and monitor them to determine where the highest concentration is and use that information to find the source. Understand that the gnats that pester you in your home require moist or wet organic material in which to breed – it could be anything from a grimy drain to the drip pan under your refrigerator. Check your door and window seals also – they could be breeding right outside and wandering in.

There are other home remedies that have met with success, but most of them use vinegar, and work pretty much like the vinegar trap above. Mixing a half cup of vinegar and a tablespoon of Dawn dish detergent attracts the gnats. They will feed on the mixture and die. Apple cider vinegar and baking soda works also. Be careful with this one. Vinegar and baking soda react and foam up, so make your mixture slowly. A cup of ammonia poured down the kitchen sink can also encourage the little pests to go elsewhere.

Hope this helps

Maybe a couple of iguanas, if you don't have gheckos there?

Or a pet owl, they eat bugs dont they?

And I know there is a hospice of traumatised owls that need a good home..

see heart and soul put my remedie out there !!

yes i know several traumitized owls with big a-holes looking for love..

and printed it off!its war i tell u..war

well kids i'm off to my bug free bed...remember to spay or neuter your pets..

good luck with the wee gnats southern...

Goodnight Jax...(my dog is looking worried)

nite devil...

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