A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon
>an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side
>of the road was an American
>Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and
>alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the
>injured Marine what had happened.
>
>The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
>highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
>each other and both took cover in
>the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a
>miserable, lowlife scumbag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back
>that Ted Kennedy is a fat,
>good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive.
>
>
>So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,
>mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does
>Hillary Clinton!"
>
>"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
>truck hit us."
>