I find it very funny the way meeting people that seem to come into my life when they just pop up out of nowhere. I find myself on nights off of work, to be engulfed in urban exploration. I feel like the writer to one of those wild documentaries. But just what am I writing to you about? I mean you are reading this right now and I have not yet even started to fill you in on the topic I'm guessing you chose from curiosity to read about my experiences at bars. Lets start the night and I will do my best to explain how I go out at night looking for the opposite sex. Before even heading out into the jungle to observe nocturnal activities, you must be well prepared for any obstacles that you may face while on urban safari. Being prepared is what makes the difference between life and death. A typical night for the average man may start between the hours of 6 and 7 p.m. I assume you would of already had a plan for the events in the night, but if you are clueless I can fill you in on the basics to be prepared. This list should help you for urban exploring:

1. Make sure you have had enough rest prior to the journey you take.

2. Make sure you have all the supplies necessary for the evening.

3. Personal hygiene , the scent you have may attract unwanted predators, and thats no fun.

4. The right amount of money to have on hand so any time you have your wallet exposed the opposite sex may see a little cash and be drawn in on the bait you put out. Meaning be seen with a little cash, but be warned primates may be threatened by this.

5. Where the proper attire to the places you explore. Don't show up in a tuxedo at a heavy metal concert.


So now that we have got that out of the way let me tell you about my most recent adventure. It was about 6:45 when I decided to go out to explore. I checked the t.v. guide to see if there may have been any major sports event on local stations so I would know certain places to avoid with primates at bars. Lets face it don't go out looking for the opposite sex when a dodger game is on because bars are filled with angry primates. So I left camp about 7:00 p.m. and already had a basic idea of where to go. The first place I know of is a local place in town, a pool hall. When I arrived I looked carefully at the surroundings to have an idea of how the place was. There were a lot of motorcycles in the parking lot and a lot of primates smoking outside. I was wearing a whit collared shirt and jeans. So I thought already from observation a bunch of primates no females, and they were all wearing black. Nope! Not a good place to be unless you are prepared. So I headed across town to a posh fancy smancy place across town. I decided to give it a shot. I walked in and noticed very calm jazzy music, dim lights, and a bunch of older women at the bar in there early 50's and late 40's. Bingo! So now if you are in a comfortable situation with a cozy atmosphere really start looking around. The bar had many females around it and even the bartender was a female. I thought wow so many beautiful women and no primates to interferer with the urban exploration. The first woman that caught my eye was this blonde, I am a sucker for blondes. When you approach the opposite sex do not look uncomfortable, they will assume you either have problems or gas. Boldly make your way to the bar like you are on a mission, and sit across from the woman you are attracted to. Face to face and eye contact are important to note. Look at the drink the lady you like is having and try to order a similar drink. There is nothing more attractive for a lady to see another man with good taste, at least from her perspective. Make eye contact and after a few minutes open up with a friendly, " Hello I couldn't help notice what you were drinking. What is it?" Now make sure you had some confidence when you spoke those lines, don't act like Jimmy Stuart. Get to talking for a while, talk about things she may have done that very day. Mention a place located near a nail or hair salon if she lives in the area to talk to her about. It could be a restaurant in the same parking lot as her salon. Then crack a joke and make sure you laugh appropriately to break the ice. Finish your drink and look at your watch and tell her you have to go because you made prior engagements. If she liked talking to you and says, " Oh thats too bad I liked talking to you," Go ahead gesture a compliment to her and say," We should talk more and give her your phone number," 70% of the times I have done this they call later and continue on with a relationship. So have fun urban exploring and always stay safe.

I'd love to see you do that with Scottish women? Different breed m8, it would'nt work as often as it does for you in the States. Scottish women are nuts! Ha ha

Omfg....way to much reading....I would only do this if it was a bedtime story.

I'm not even going to lie n say I read it..

Can it be summed up in two sentences...