An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they
hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could
be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I
will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you
for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because
of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.

The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief,
he died of a heart attack when he was 98.

His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went
straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no
tomorrow..

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid
that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come
back to haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried
upside down......"


My kind of woman!!!!

OMG
ROFLAO
I loved that one I laughed so hard I peed in my panties
GOOD ONE IFUCAN