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When a fortune cookie doesn't tell your fortune
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When 3 diff. doctors can't figure out why i've been in pain for 7 months
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when i cant poop
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i'll send you my left over pills i took last night..you and the restroom will become best friends
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that was funny coco
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aw coco
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When you go to a store, you look for a "Large" and it's made for a Barbie
 . Don't they know Real Women Have Curves"?
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When your 12 year old daughter looks you in the eye and says " Daddy, its happened for the first time .." ..... and you become the bumbling fool you promised you wouldn't ..... LMAO ...
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When you ordered breaded shrimp and there's lots of breading and a miniature shrimp
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when u look at a picture of a man and all he has is a knob
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When you're in a public area and can't pull out the wedgie
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When somone walks up to talk to you with Breath from the gates of hell LMAO
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When you call customer service (for example Time Warner Cable) and you are eternally talking to a machine that pretends to be Human
 
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I think I have to take anger management classes cause I have listed alot of things that piss me off.
Signs that read " New and Improved" which one is it? Is it New or is it Improved?
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Exercising like a crazy ***** and not losing any weight.
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*****=biotch without the o
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actually muscle is heavier than fat
so yer probably getting toned fairly well but then after toning the weight will come off |
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Thank you. You are probably right. But I do need to cut out desserts I guess.
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Slow drivers in the fast lane.
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