Topic: Dog ain't SO smart
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Tue 09/03/13 02:11 AM
A man was in a butchers shop when a dog walked in wearing a back pack.
It sat down and waited till the butcher went over to it.
The butcher asked the dog what it wanted today.
The dog pointed its’ nose at the ground beef.
The butcher asked how much it wanted.
The dog barked twice.
The butcher wrapped up 2lb's of ground beef.
The butcher asked it if there was anything else it wanted to order.
The dog pointed its’ nose at the pork chops.
Again the butcher asked how much.
This time the dog barked 4 times.
The butcher then asked,
“Anything else?”
The dog shook it's head..
The butcher reached into the dog's back pack and took out the money to pay for the order.
He then placed the meat order in the back pack.
The dog left the shop.
The man that watched the whole deal go down just had to follow this smart doggy.
He followed the dog to a house.
Then watched as the dog stood on it's hind legs and pressed the door bell.
The owner of the dog opened the door and let it in.
The man said
“You have one hell of a smart dog there pal.”
The owner of the dog said
“Not really. This is the second time this week he’s forgotten his damned front door key!”

slaphead bigsmile :banana:

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Tue 09/03/13 05:07 AM
rofl

Atleast doggy didnt runaway with the chops!

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Thu 02/13/14 04:44 AM
what a creature, dogs. i have rarely heard about them being oversmart.