The Southern preacher said to his congregation,
"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the
Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.
Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from
God and this Christian Family."

No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me
and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in
your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop
traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan I
simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared!

omg,,,
and my step dad is a southern preacher,,,,lmao

tehehe! Send it to him!

He might get a kick out of it!!

and get knocked out by my mom,, yeah,, umm no thanks i dont wanna die any time soon

chicken!!! **starts doin chicken dance****

GOOD 1 CATCH

hey catch,, i face guys that make me look small,, and i am so not scared of em, but that little 5'6 145 lbs woman i know for a fact can kick my ass,, and shes mean too,, so yeah,, umm,, no??

i agree. that is a good 1 batch.

Oh my that was way to funny

Good one!!

Great joke have to agree with Thumper tho Ya dont want to make mama mad I am over 6 ft tall mom needed to wear shoes to hit 5 foot but ya didnt want her upset with you she had the fastest shoe ( or whatever else was handy to toss ) in the north south east or west