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How many ******** we have on this ship (they all raise thier hands)I knew it I'm surrounded by ******** ........space balls
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Elvis: "The revealing of her panties was neither intentional or non-intentional, she just didn't give a damn. She was so sentimental on me that she didn't mind that I got a bird's eye view of her love nest. I felt my pecker flutter once, like a pigeon havin' a heart attack, then lay back down and remain limp and still. Of course, these days even a flutter was kinda reassurin'. "
- Bubba Ho Tep |
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Wed 08/28/13 04:15 PM
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"I hate grapes! I can't stand grapes! I loathe grapes! All kinds of grapes! I hate purple grapes! I hate green grapes! I hate grapes with seeds! I hate grapes without seeds! I hate them peeled and non-peeled! I hate grapes in bunches, one at a time, or in groups of twos and threes! I ****ing hate grapes!"
- Psychos In Love |
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The Tall Man: "You think that when you die, you go to Heaven. You come to us!"
- Phantasm II |
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Ya know Dorn, I liked you so much better when you were just a ballplayer. If you wanna be an interior decorator now that's none of my business. But some of us still need this team. Now you listen to me! This is my last shot at a winner and for some of the younger guys it could be their only shot. I don't know what happened to you. But if you ever, ever tank another play like you did today, I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff em down your fuc**n throat!
Major League |
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"Yeah, I'm crazy. I'm crazy in love with your blue eyes... and your corn-silked hair. Your corn-silked hair. I'll never eat corn again without thinkin' about you. Canned corn, candy corn, popcorn, Crackerjacks! You're the prize in my box! And my box is this country. It's all tinfoil on the outside. Corn and sweetness on the inside."
- American Pop |
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This is a 14th century Hungarian crossbow. It has killed a king and changed the history of Europe. You mess up anything in my apartment, I'll shove it up your a*s.
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo |
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"I wonder who the real cannibals are."
- Cannibal Holocaust |
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From the movie "When Harry met Sally"...Meg Ryan fakes orgasm.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0OeM6UUAoI 
"I will have what she's having" |
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"I've never seen so many brains out of their heads before! I feel like a kid in a candy store."
- The Man With Two Brains |
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"All dames are alike: they reach down your throat so they can grab your heart, pull it out and they throw it on the floor, and they step on 'em with their high heels, they spit on it, shove it in the oven and they cook the **** out of it. Then they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and they serve it to you. And they expect you to say, 'Thanks, honey, it's delicious.'"
- Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid |
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" I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Gu!do the killer pimp."
- Risky Business |
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(Pricilla presily up on a ladder getting something from a crawl space .Leslie nelson at the base of the ladder.) "Nice beaver" why thank you I recently had it stuffed. Here let me give you a hand with that....( and she hands him a stuffed beaver) .......the naked gun
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From the movie "When Harry met Sally"...Meg Ryan fakes orgasm.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0OeM6UUAoI
"I will have what she's having" I know!...Hahaha... 
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"There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a shame to harm yours"
The Princess Bride |
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"Bad luck isn't brought by broken mirrors, but by broken minds."
- Suspiria |
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"Richard were you watching Spanktravision ... Were you watching a show with that funny comedian, oh what's his name, Buddy Wackit... hey That's a pretty girl down there, I wonder if she goes out with one of the Yankees?
 ... Richard? Who's your favorite little rascal? Alphalpha? or is it Spanky? Sinner"
Tommy Boy
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It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!
Blues Brothers 
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You're killin' me, Smalls!
Sandlot |
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