A farmer bought a new rooster for his farm. the rooster turned out to be highly over sexed. He not only took care of all the hens, he was soon chasing the ducks and geese around the barnyard as well.

The farmer took the rooster aside and told him "you better slow down or you are going to kill yourself", but the rooster spied a rabbit out in the pasture and took off after it.

A while later the farmer saw some buzzards circling out in the pasture and went to investigate. There on his back with his feet sticking straight in the air lay the rooster. The farmer looked at the rooster and said "I tried to warn you but you wouldn't listen." The rooster cracked open one eye and wispered "shut up and get out of here they are getting ready to land."

PMG that was good

lmao