REPLY TO YOUR LOVE LETTER

hello there, mr handsome dude.
feel lucky , today i am in reply mood..
have been real busy, all these months u waited..
you should be happy, i came before your life jaded..

but you must understand , its not really my fault
Kenneth Cole and Maybellene, just launched a new mart..
if you were in a dilemma as me, what would you do..
say no to shopping, are you out of mind , you ****in glue..

how can you even think, a woman can take such a stand..
beautification has forever been, a woman's eternal errand
i was out of luck, couldn't even spend 2 grands..
oh, i still cant stop dreaming, about those lovely silk bands..

do u even know how much Angelina spent,
her bags were so heavy, it was more than my house rent..
from brasseries to lipsticks, she bought them all new..
and all i had in my hand was just a 2000 usd credit card,n which we took last week for you.

wish you were there, to see my agony and shame..
standing at payment counter with just 4 bags,ah, what a excruciating pain..
even Mrs Jonathan had, better luck than me..
she spent all on under sale cosmetics, and even got 2 pair of denims for free.

anyways, life will indeed always be cruel, i must get myself free..
oh!there are still a few more shops left, i better go and see..
after all this day ain't coming again, for 365 more days,
i better finish my task at hand, before the sun stops its rays..

the credit card is empty, refill it soon my dear,
lest you don't want me, to consider you worth even a beer..
as regards the answer to the thing, for which my heart beats all day through.
its never you my dear silly looking guy, it will always be the Louis Vuitton shoe..

my sincere apologies to anyone who finds this poem hurtful in any manner.. i was only intending to make a funny remark .. not intention to hurt, the feeling of women.. in fact one of them is the very reason why i am here.. hope u would appreciate it as once attempt at expressing his literary acumen