A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.
They were all getting married
within
a short time period. Mom was a
bit
worried about how their sex life
would get started, so she took a
promise from them that they will
send a postcard from the
honeymoon
with a few
words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from
Vegas two days after the
wedding.
The card said nothing but
"Nescafe"!
Mom was puzzled at first, but then
went to her kitchen and got out
the
Nescafe jar.
* It said: "Good till the last drop".*
Mom blushed, but was pleased for
her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from
Switzerland a week after the
wedding,and
the card read: "GOLD FLAKE".
Mom now knew to go straight to
her
husband's cigarettes, and she
read
from the pack:
*"Extra Long. King Size"*
She was again slightly embarrassed
but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her
honeymoon
in Thailand.
Mom waited for a week, nothing.
Another week went by and still
nothing.
Then after a whole month, a card
finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting
were the words "indian Airlines"
Mom took out her latest INDIA
TODAY
magazine, flipped through the
pages
fearing the worst, and finally found
the ad for Indian airlines?.
The ad said: *"Ten times a day,
seven
days a week, both ways."*

Very good one!

Good

Awesome lol

it's absolutely rediculous