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isutemple Joined Tue 08/13/13 Posts: 8	Fri 08/16/13 05:29 AM
Conversation between a Rat and Man Rat: (with tiny voice) hello. Man: hello, who am i speaking wit? Rat: na Mr John be dis abi? Man: yes u are speaking wit Mr John, who is dis pls? Rat: so u no recognize my voice abi? Na me ur room mate. Man: u say what?. Rat: ur room mate Rat. I dey ur room now.. Man: i beg ur pardon? Rat: which yeye beg u dey beg. i never chop since yesterday wey u waka comot. I check that place wey u dey put food i no see anything. I check d kitchen nothing. I even check ur fridge no single food there. E be like say u wan kili me abi.. No problem, i jux say make i let u know say that ur certificate 4 inside your wardrobe wey dem write LAGOS STATE UNIVERSITY i don eat d "LA" comot. Remaining "GOS" STATE UNIVERSITY. Let me see which work u go take"GOS" state university find. Lol.....by NIAT !!!

KiK2me Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 8732	Fri 08/16/13 08:14 AM
{I didn't understand a word ?}

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Fri 08/16/13 08:50 AM
Thank God! I thought I was going senile! Or,,, more senile.

teebee79 Joined Wed 11/07/12 Posts: 2179	Fri 08/16/13 09:36 AM
WOW! there really should be a spelling test to post in these things!

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Fri 08/16/13 10:32 AM
To be fair, the dude is from another, non-English speaking country. I bet, in his language, that joke be funny as hell.?

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Fri 08/16/13 10:53 AM
Conversation between a Rat and Man Rat: (with tiny voice) hello. Man: hello, who am i speaking wit? Rat: na Mr John be dis abi? Man: yes u are speaking wit Mr John, who is dis pls? Rat: so u no recognize my voice abi? Na me ur room mate. Man: u say what?. Rat: ur room mate Rat. I dey ur room now.. Man: i beg ur pardon? Rat: which yeye beg u dey beg. i never chop since yesterday wey u waka comot. I check that place wey u dey put food i no see anything. I check d kitchen nothing. I even check ur fridge no single food there. E be like say u wan kili me abi.. No problem, i jux say make i let u know say that ur certificate 4 inside your wardrobe wey dem write LAGOS STATE UNIVERSITY i don eat d "LA" comot. Remaining "GOS" STATE UNIVERSITY. Let me see which work u go take"GOS" state university find. Lol.....by NIAT !!!

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Fri 08/16/13 10:58 AM
Ha ha ha haaaa..... Must've been a ''city born'' rat!!?? Oh i bet it was jealous of the Uni cert too!! Oh,btw, Joke is written in Pidgin English!!

teebee79 Joined Wed 11/07/12 Posts: 2179	Fri 08/16/13 12:52 PM
Ha ha ha haaaa..... Must've been a ''city born'' rat!!?? Oh i bet it was jealous of the Uni cert too!! Oh,btw, Joke is written in Pidgin English!! i have no choice but to take your word for it!

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 08/16/13 01:19 PM
Ha ha ha haaaa..... Must've been a ''city born'' rat!!?? Oh i bet it was jealous of the Uni cert too!! Oh,btw, Joke is written in Pidgin English!! I only know the modified American version of the Queen's English.

Foszil Joined Wed 01/28/09 Posts: 4917	Fri 08/16/13 03:20 PM
Ha ha ha haaaa..... Must've been a ''city born'' rat!!?? Oh i bet it was jealous of the Uni cert too!! Oh,btw, Joke is written in Pidgin English!! I only know the modified American version of the Queen's English. Me to Hippie, except when the crappers get to it, & modify it out of recognition. Queens English is simple though.

13asianprincess13 Joined Mon 05/06/13 Posts: 103	Fri 08/16/13 11:31 PM Edited by 13asianprincess13 on Fri 08/16/13 11:41 PM
Conversation between a Rat and Man Rat: (with tiny voice) hello. Man: hello, who am i speaking wit? Rat: na Mr John be dis abi? Man: yes u are speaking wit Mr John, who is dis pls? Rat: so u no recognize my voice abi? Na me ur room mate. Man: u say what?. Rat: ur room mate Rat. I dey ur room now.. Man: i beg ur pardon? Rat: which yeye beg u dey beg. i never chop since yesterday wey u waka comot. I check that place wey u dey put food i no see anything. I check d kitchen nothing. I even check ur fridge no single food there. E be like say u wan kili me abi.. No problem, i jux say make i let u know say that ur certificate 4 inside your wardrobe wey dem write LAGOS STATE UNIVERSITY i don eat d "LA" comot. Remaining "GOS" STATE UNIVERSITY. Let me see which work u go take"GOS" state university find. Lol.....by NIAT !!! ugh i just want to have a laugh :C

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Sat 08/17/13 11:13 AM
Ha ha ha haaaa..... Must've been a ''city born'' rat!!?? Oh i bet it was jealous of the Uni cert too!! Oh,btw, Joke is written in Pidgin English!! I only know the modified American version of the Queen's English. Ha ha ha haaaaa.... Omg...now you killing me!! Well,there's also another version of the same English-(probably) mosly used by West Africa!

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Sat 08/17/13 11:14 AM Edited by CremeBrulee on Sat 08/17/13 11:20 AM
Now,this must be Rat chewing on my connection-how come i click once,but get 2posts???

krishk20 Joined Thu 06/16/11 Posts: 1866	Sun 08/18/13 10:01 AM
Now,this must be Rat chewing on my connection-how come i click once,but get 2posts??? lol! This is funny then the joke

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Sun 08/18/13 10:30 AM
Now,this must be Rat chewing on my connection-how come i click once,but get 2posts??? lol! This is funny then the joke Ha haaaa..... And you are BACK!! Welcomeback!!

mdodge66 Joined Tue 08/13/13 Posts: 239	Sun 08/18/13 11:17 AM
I just went and showed the joke to my pigeons and they didn't get it

lordthur Joined Mon 10/07/13 Posts: 1469	Mon 12/23/13 04:16 PM
D joke was written in pidgin english..would be hard to understand if you're nt a west african..nd I bet u its funny

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Mon 12/23/13 04:29 PM
This from a guy who told another person on here their joke was so so boring.