An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her Father cussed her. "Where have ye
been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not
even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand
what ye put yer old Mother thru?"

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....Dad....I
became a prostitute...."

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner!
You're a disgrace to this Catholic family."

"OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum
this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom
mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me
little brother, this gold Rolex.

And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited
edition convertible that's parked outside plus a
membership to the country club........................

(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye
all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in
the Riviera and... ."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Dad!
Sniff, sniff."

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I
thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer
old Dad a hug."
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CUTE