Little Jonny and Susie are only 10 years old but, they know that they are in love. One day they decide they want to get married, so Little Johnny goes to Susie's father to ask him for her hand. Little Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in love and I'm asking for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr.Smithreplies, "Well Little Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Little Johnny replies.
"In Susie's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says
with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Susie."
Again, Little Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance... Susie makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Little Johnny has put so much thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Little Johnny won't have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Little Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Little Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says "That's okay, I'll just keep screwing her up the ass for now..."

lol i wonder how adorable mr. smith thought that was.

wow. hahah