Topic: Snowden uncovers truth behind Chemtrails
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Thu 08/08/13 12:33 PM
MOSCOW, Russia – Edward Snowden, the hacker who gained access to every secret corner of the Internet during his tenure at the NSA, has come forward with details of a classified project to alter the world’s climate. The shocking truth, as he says, is that chemtrails are part of a benevolent program aimed at countering global warming. By cooperating in secret with jet fuel manufacturers, government agents have carefully kept the massive chemtrail efforts completely under wraps. Snowden added, “I am only revealing this program because there is no oversight in the scientific community, no public discussion, and little concern for the side-effects which are well known only to a few privileged people interested in continuing the decades-long chemtrail program in secret.”

Because climate change is a threat to U.S. agriculture, it has been labeled a national security issue. With the influence and cooperation of Monsanto, a secret Geoengineering lab dubbed Muad’Dib has been operating since the late 1960s, and the chemtrail program is often referred to by insiders as its “crown jewel.” Muad’Dib has aimed to protect North America’s climate at all costs – even if that means accelerating desertification in Sub-Saharan Africa or spreading trace amounts of carcinogens over lightly populated areas. Other side effects, which scientists at the secret Muad’Dib Geoengineering Lab have predicted, include droughts in the Amazon and powerful windstorms along the East Coast.

Snowden shared decisive documents with The Internet Chronicle, but out of concern for national security, only his testimonial can be published. These documents contain references to scientists who would surely be targeted by foreign counterintelligence, and their knowledge is vital to short-term survival of the United States.

Snowden said, “If this program were to stop, the scientists behind it strongly believe that within just one year the North American climate would spiral out of control, and crop failures would lead to a series of devastating famines that would quickly depopulate urban centers.”

Because the program has been carried out on such a massive scale, skeptics might find Snowden’s story unbelievable. However, Snowden explained that the chemtrail program has been incredibly easy to hide, especially with the cooperation of jet fuel companies, a crucial part of the military-industrial complex. Snowden said, “The chemicals which are released by passenger airplanes have been covertly introduced as ‘additives,’ supposedly to improve efficiency. Only as the plane reaches cruising velocity does the heat and atmospheric pressure cause a chemical reaction that synthesizes the top secret carbon-trapping molecule. This process is imperfect, and many of the by-products are incredibly dangerous even in trace quantities. The most dangerous thing is that although chemtrails are keeping the climate of the U.S. reasonably stable, citizens are bombarded every day with an invisible rain of carbon-laden molecules, and the effect on health is totally unknown.”
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Thu 08/08/13 01:44 PM

MOSCOW, Russia – Edward Snowden, the hacker who gained access to every secret corner of the Internet during his tenure at the NSA, has come forward with details of a classified project to alter the world’s climate. The shocking truth, as he says, is that chemtrails are part of a benevolent program aimed at countering global warming. By cooperating in secret with jet fuel manufacturers, government agents have carefully kept the massive chemtrail efforts completely under wraps. Snowden added, “I am only revealing this program because there is no oversight in the scientific community, no public discussion, and little concern for the side-effects which are well known only to a few privileged people interested in continuing the decades-long chemtrail program in secret.”

Because climate change is a threat to U.S. agriculture, it has been labeled a national security issue. With the influence and cooperation of Monsanto, a secret Geoengineering lab dubbed Muad’Dib has been operating since the late 1960s, and the chemtrail program is often referred to by insiders as its “crown jewel.” Muad’Dib has aimed to protect North America’s climate at all costs – even if that means accelerating desertification in Sub-Saharan Africa or spreading trace amounts of carcinogens over lightly populated areas. Other side effects, which scientists at the secret Muad’Dib Geoengineering Lab have predicted, include droughts in the Amazon and powerful windstorms along the East Coast.

Snowden shared decisive documents with The Internet Chronicle, but out of concern for national security, only his testimonial can be published. These documents contain references to scientists who would surely be targeted by foreign counterintelligence, and their knowledge is vital to short-term survival of the United States.

Snowden said, “If this program were to stop, the scientists behind it strongly believe that within just one year the North American climate would spiral out of control, and crop failures would lead to a series of devastating famines that would quickly depopulate urban centers.”

Because the program has been carried out on such a massive scale, skeptics might find Snowden’s story unbelievable. However, Snowden explained that the chemtrail program has been incredibly easy to hide, especially with the cooperation of jet fuel companies, a crucial part of the military-industrial complex. Snowden said, “The chemicals which are released by passenger airplanes have been covertly introduced as ‘additives,’ supposedly to improve efficiency. Only as the plane reaches cruising velocity does the heat and atmospheric pressure cause a chemical reaction that synthesizes the top secret carbon-trapping molecule. This process is imperfect, and many of the by-products are incredibly dangerous even in trace quantities. The most dangerous thing is that although chemtrails are keeping the climate of the U.S. reasonably stable, citizens are bombarded every day with an invisible rain of carbon-laden molecules, and the effect on health is totally unknown.”
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Thu 08/08/13 01:49 PM


MOSCOW, Russia – Edward Snowden, the hacker who gained access to every secret corner of the Internet during his tenure at the NSA, has come forward with details of a classified project to alter the world’s climate. The shocking truth, as he says, is that chemtrails are part of a benevolent program aimed at countering global warming. By cooperating in secret with jet fuel manufacturers, government agents have carefully kept the massive chemtrail efforts completely under wraps. Snowden added, “I am only revealing this program because there is no oversight in the scientific community, no public discussion, and little concern for the side-effects which are well known only to a few privileged people interested in continuing the decades-long chemtrail program in secret.”

Because climate change is a threat to U.S. agriculture, it has been labeled a national security issue. With the influence and cooperation of Monsanto, a secret Geoengineering lab dubbed Muad’Dib has been operating since the late 1960s, and the chemtrail program is often referred to by insiders as its “crown jewel.” Muad’Dib has aimed to protect North America’s climate at all costs – even if that means accelerating desertification in Sub-Saharan Africa or spreading trace amounts of carcinogens over lightly populated areas. Other side effects, which scientists at the secret Muad’Dib Geoengineering Lab have predicted, include droughts in the Amazon and powerful windstorms along the East Coast.

Snowden shared decisive documents with The Internet Chronicle, but out of concern for national security, only his testimonial can be published. These documents contain references to scientists who would surely be targeted by foreign counterintelligence, and their knowledge is vital to short-term survival of the United States.

Snowden said, “If this program were to stop, the scientists behind it strongly believe that within just one year the North American climate would spiral out of control, and crop failures would lead to a series of devastating famines that would quickly depopulate urban centers.”

Because the program has been carried out on such a massive scale, skeptics might find Snowden’s story unbelievable. However, Snowden explained that the chemtrail program has been incredibly easy to hide, especially with the cooperation of jet fuel companies, a crucial part of the military-industrial complex. Snowden said, “The chemicals which are released by passenger airplanes have been covertly introduced as ‘additives,’ supposedly to improve efficiency. Only as the plane reaches cruising velocity does the heat and atmospheric pressure cause a chemical reaction that synthesizes the top secret carbon-trapping molecule. This process is imperfect, and many of the by-products are incredibly dangerous even in trace quantities. The most dangerous thing is that although chemtrails are keeping the climate of the U.S. reasonably stable, citizens are bombarded every day with an invisible rain of carbon-laden molecules, and the effect on health is totally unknown.”
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no, wait... does that mean it's fake?
rofl rofl

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Thu 08/08/13 01:54 PM



MOSCOW, Russia – Edward Snowden, the hacker who gained access to every secret corner of the Internet during his tenure at the NSA, has come forward with details of a classified project to alter the world’s climate. The shocking truth, as he says, is that chemtrails are part of a benevolent program aimed at countering global warming. By cooperating in secret with jet fuel manufacturers, government agents have carefully kept the massive chemtrail efforts completely under wraps. Snowden added, “I am only revealing this program because there is no oversight in the scientific community, no public discussion, and little concern for the side-effects which are well known only to a few privileged people interested in continuing the decades-long chemtrail program in secret.”

Because climate change is a threat to U.S. agriculture, it has been labeled a national security issue. With the influence and cooperation of Monsanto, a secret Geoengineering lab dubbed Muad’Dib has been operating since the late 1960s, and the chemtrail program is often referred to by insiders as its “crown jewel.” Muad’Dib has aimed to protect North America’s climate at all costs – even if that means accelerating desertification in Sub-Saharan Africa or spreading trace amounts of carcinogens over lightly populated areas. Other side effects, which scientists at the secret Muad’Dib Geoengineering Lab have predicted, include droughts in the Amazon and powerful windstorms along the East Coast.

Snowden shared decisive documents with The Internet Chronicle, but out of concern for national security, only his testimonial can be published. These documents contain references to scientists who would surely be targeted by foreign counterintelligence, and their knowledge is vital to short-term survival of the United States.

Snowden said, “If this program were to stop, the scientists behind it strongly believe that within just one year the North American climate would spiral out of control, and crop failures would lead to a series of devastating famines that would quickly depopulate urban centers.”

Because the program has been carried out on such a massive scale, skeptics might find Snowden’s story unbelievable. However, Snowden explained that the chemtrail program has been incredibly easy to hide, especially with the cooperation of jet fuel companies, a crucial part of the military-industrial complex. Snowden said, “The chemicals which are released by passenger airplanes have been covertly introduced as ‘additives,’ supposedly to improve efficiency. Only as the plane reaches cruising velocity does the heat and atmospheric pressure cause a chemical reaction that synthesizes the top secret carbon-trapping molecule. This process is imperfect, and many of the by-products are incredibly dangerous even in trace quantities. The most dangerous thing is that although chemtrails are keeping the climate of the U.S. reasonably stable, citizens are bombarded every day with an invisible rain of carbon-laden molecules, and the effect on health is totally unknown.”
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no, wait... does that mean it's fake?
rofl rofl
seems something doesn't square up!laugh

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Thu 08/08/13 03:44 PM
chemtrails... a CT'ers nightmare...indifferent

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Thu 08/08/13 07:32 PM


Can any of you prove without doubt that the chemtrail phenomenon does not exist? Remember, our government is never truthful with us.

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Fri 08/09/13 07:43 AM



Can any of you prove without doubt that the chemtrail phenomenon does not exist? Remember, our government is never truthful with us.


whether it does or doesn't exsist, this kind of crap (the fake article)doesn't help...

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Fri 08/09/13 01:10 PM

chemtrails... a CT'ers nightmare...indifferent




You already have all the 'freak weather' of droughts, floods, etc. and it all has a very negative effect on your crops...reality is the opposite of this so called posting. Where chem trails are, freak weather develops is the old rule of thumb; not to have crops but as one scientist/meteorologist put it, "to devastate our economy, forcing up food prices overall, while the genetic food producers go up in value. It seems to be a page out of the Malthus book of economics"
If it fits...which seems better than the above...and using the code name right out of the novel Dune...a desert planet; someone has a sense of 'black humour'...

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Fri 08/09/13 01:28 PM


chemtrails... a CT'ers nightmare...indifferent




You already have all the 'freak weather' of droughts, floods, etc. and it all has a very negative effect on your crops...reality is the opposite of this so called posting. Where chem trails are, freak weather develops is the old rule of thumb; not to have crops but as one scientist/meteorologist put it, "to devastate our economy, forcing up food prices overall, while the genetic food producers go up in value. It seems to be a page out of the Malthus book of economics"
If it fits...which seems better than the above...and using the code name right out of the novel Dune...a desert planet; someone has a sense of 'black humour'...
that's the best feature of the Article!laugh

mightymoe's photo
Fri 08/09/13 01:50 PM


chemtrails... a CT'ers nightmare...indifferent




You already have all the 'freak weather' of droughts, floods, etc. and it all has a very negative effect on your crops...reality is the opposite of this so called posting. Where chem trails are, freak weather develops is the old rule of thumb; not to have crops but as one scientist/meteorologist put it, "to devastate our economy, forcing up food prices overall, while the genetic food producers go up in value. It seems to be a page out of the Malthus book of economics"
If it fits...which seems better than the above...and using the code name right out of the novel Dune...a desert planet; someone has a sense of 'black humour'...


who ever is/would be doing it would have to live here to...doesn't make a lot of sense.

not my area of expertise, though...

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Sun 09/08/13 05:05 PM
Edited by Bestinshow on Sun 09/08/13 05:06 PM
OK it was a bad article but I know there is something to this.......

I became a believer by simply observing.

I was camping with my kids a few years ago and wanted to get a view of an eagle nest at around sunrise to see what type of activity I would see was hoping for a nice view of mama eagle catching a fish and feeding her brood.

I climbed a small hill that overlooked the wetland and eagle nest and the first thing I noticed was the huge amount of air traffic, contrails or chemtrails whatever you prefer criss crossing the sky.

My immediate thought was that the air force had some type of exercise on and how cool I even have my binoculars! Well was fairly let down to see they appeared to be commercial jets so I was impressed to see the huge volume of crisscrossing contrails and a little confused at the amount of them.

So I am watching this jet flying with my binoculars and it turned off its contrail right? So I watch it make a huge banking turn and turn on its contrail so as that it crossed over its other trail doing a tic tac toe pattern, so yea being a thinking human I dug into it and that is when I was a believer.

One has to simply observe on a daily basis to see this and not dismiss it off hand.

I have no idea what it is all about lots of ideas some crackpot some not but it is not normal at all.

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Sun 09/08/13 11:00 PM
Edited by HotRodDeluxe on Sun 09/08/13 11:03 PM
Chemtrails? Do sane adults actually believe this garbage?

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Sun 09/08/13 11:02 PM



Can any of you prove without doubt that the chemtrail phenomenon does not exist? Remember, our government is never truthful with us.


How does one prove a negative?

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Mon 09/09/13 08:17 AM


chemtrails... a CT'ers nightmare...indifferent




You already have all the 'freak weather' of droughts, floods, etc. and it all has a very negative effect on your crops...reality is the opposite of this so called posting. Where chem trails are, freak weather develops is the old rule of thumb; not to have crops but as one scientist/meteorologist put it, "to devastate our economy, forcing up food prices overall, while the genetic food producers go up in value. It seems to be a page out of the Malthus book of economics"
If it fits...which seems better than the above...and using the code name right out of the novel Dune...a desert planet; someone has a sense of 'black humour'...


yea, well, i'm not going to make things up just to justify something that is happening...

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Mon 09/09/13 08:52 AM

Chemtrails? Do sane adults actually believe this garbage?


surprised

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Mon 09/09/13 12:37 PM


Chemtrails? Do sane adults actually believe this garbage?


surprised
Yes it was edited but I will answer anyhow.

I consider myself sane upon evaluation. I raised two great non issue kids who are gainfully employed and love me and respect me. Worked the same Union job for twenty one years, own a home enjoy the company of friends and neighbors read a good book now and then, hit the gym five times a week blah blah etc etc. I think one thing though that makes me very sane is that you wont find me posting in Australian political forums or things about Australia :wink:

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Mon 09/09/13 01:19 PM



Chemtrails? Do sane adults actually believe this garbage?


surprised
Yes it was edited but I will answer anyhow.

I consider myself sane upon evaluation. I raised two great non issue kids who are gainfully employed and love me and respect me. Worked the same Union job for twenty one years, own a home enjoy the company of friends and neighbors read a good book now and then, hit the gym five times a week blah blah etc etc. I think one thing though that makes me very sane is that you wont find me posting in Australian political forums or things about Australia :wink:
the Site you got it off is a satirical Site publishing Stuff like the ONION!:laughing:

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Mon 09/09/13 03:10 PM




Chemtrails? Do sane adults actually believe this garbage?


surprised
Yes it was edited but I will answer anyhow.

I consider myself sane upon evaluation. I raised two great non issue kids who are gainfully employed and love me and respect me. Worked the same Union job for twenty one years, own a home enjoy the company of friends and neighbors read a good book now and then, hit the gym five times a week blah blah etc etc. I think one thing though that makes me very sane is that you wont find me posting in Australian political forums or things about Australia :wink:
the Site you got it off is a satirical Site publishing Stuff like the ONION!:laughing:
That has been spoken on Mr Conrad. scroll up.:wink: