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At first you may not realize your next door neighbor is a heap of hotness!!! But, when you see the bags being packed in the car, now there's one less car in the driveway and the fact is, the person next door is no longer filing joint tax returns, "glad to be rid of the devil"...what would you do to win this person's attention, admiration or affection?
Me!!!... I'd cut the lawn, occasionally chat with them as they walk the dog thru the neighborhood, put the trash cans back by the door where they belong and I would keep a sharp eye out - peeping out my window to maybe learn their movements, their habits, so that when the time comes to make my move, I'd know a little something about the person. Is that STALKING!!!??? |
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At first you may not realize your next door neighbor is a heap of hotness!!! But, when you see the bags being packed in the car, now there's one less car in the driveway and the fact is, the person next door is no longer filing joint tax returns, "glad to be rid of the devil"...what would you do to win this person's attention, admiration or affection? Me!!!... I'd cut the lawn, occasionally chat with them as they walk the dog thru the neighborhood, put the trash cans back by the door where they belong and I would keep a sharp eye out - peeping out my window to maybe learn their movements, their habits, so that when the time comes to make my move, I'd know a little something about the person. Is that STALKING!!!??? As long as u don't steal her panties off the clothesline I think your ok |
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Why peep out the window? Just sit a video camera near your window..Then when someone tries to do something stupid like kick over her trash or steal her mail, you can show her proof and be her hero...Thats what i would do
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peepinghuh out my window to maybe learn their movements, their habits, so that when the time comes to make my move,banana I'd know a little something about the person. Is that heart STALKING!!!???love Or serial killer... |
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Edited by
badguy1
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Sat 08/03/13 04:53 PM
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Any woman who reads what you just said would be filing a restraining order..I would have just asked her out the 1st time i spoke to her. If she's interested, great news. If not, i can go on about my business, but still be respectful to her whenever i see her. Never know, she could change her mind and go out on a date. Just gotta approach it the right way
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Cameras is certainly out of the question!!!!The last thing I hope to do is leave a trail of my spying
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Thats a tricky situation. Can you run into her at the market, or something? I would just try to be friendly at first, since you live next door. Like dating someone you work with. If it doesnt go well, where do you go to get away? She may not be interested in dating for a while from the scenario you described, but everybuddys different, who knows? This thing has been going on now for 2 years and finally, she offers me to come and sit with her and her mother on the patio one particular routine day during the week. But, still, I'm afraid I could be setting myself up for something I can't quite handle. And, like you said, where can I run if things don't go well? |
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...serial killer
Come on now, don't be ridiculous!!! |
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The restraining order....
Guess what guy? I approached her and told what my madness was and that it was not fare to secretly manipulate my way into her life. She offered me to sit in with her and her mom on the patio. I was shocked!!! |
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Roflmfao.
" it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again" |
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Edited by
badguy1
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Sat 08/03/13 05:50 PM
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The restraining order.... Guess what guy? I approached her and told what my madness was and that it was not fare to secretly manipulate my way into her life. She offered me to sit in with her and her mom on the patio. I was shocked!!! Well it seems like you dont have to peep out the window, do you? You're good 2 go, just take it slow and when she's comfortable, she'll let you know. |
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The restraining order.... Guess what guy? I approached her and told what my madness was and that it was not fare to secretly manipulate my way into her life. She offered me to sit in with her and her mom on the patio. I was shocked!!! Well it seems like you dont have to peep out the window, do you? You're good 2 go, just take it slow and when she's comfortable, she'll let you know. Maybe she just feels sorry for the guy that sits there all day peeping through the blinds at her lol, or she could be trying to set him up with her mother? |
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good luck'
sounds like u made a new friend :) |
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