Topic: First Impression in the Bedroom | |
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Usually it takes a few dates to really get to know a potential mate. Sitting across from each other while dining, talking, sharing a few jokes, people-watching, and getting to know one another is all fine and good, but, what about the first meeting behind closed doors? Just exactly how far does the first impression extend? Are your options still open when the clothes come off and you find yourself contemplating a difficult decision? What if you are not exactly excited about what you see or what have may just occurred? What do you do then? Do you tell your partner to go on a diet? Do you tell them to try an enhancement product? Find a new breath mint?
First impression??? Well, one thing for certain. One particular option is always open - "What If?" |
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I cant wait to read the comments on this one....
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They all look the same with the lights off.
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Edited by
Ouizee
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Thu 08/01/13 08:17 AM
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Who turned out the lights?
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First Impression in the Bedroom
I usually start off with an Al Pacino or Christopher Walken. |
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beauty is in the eye of the beholder
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The only way ya won't have a clue as to what she'll look like nekkid is if she's a double bagged muslim.
That's not bigoted. Just the fact, Jackson. |
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I would have noticed the breath before the bedroom scene!
Everything else should not be a surprise! "Go on a diet" - you would have noticed beforehand what kind of shape he/she has! Big or small does not make a man an amazing lover! Just my opinion! |
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Haha no kidding
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Ouizee
Love your cell phone. |
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Ouizee Love your cell phone. Many don't really see it - it doesn't register! Thank you! TeeHee!!! |
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I would have noticed the breath before the bedroom scene! Everything else should not be a surprise! "Go on a diet" - you would have noticed beforehand what kind of shape he/she has! Big or small does not make a man an amazing lover! Just my opinion! Exactly.... And "big or Small" too is noticed beforehand....now a days... |
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I would have noticed the breath before the bedroom scene! Everything else should not be a surprise! "Go on a diet" - you would have noticed beforehand what kind of shape he/she has! Big or small does not make a man an amazing lover! Just my opinion! Exactly.... And "big or Small" too is noticed beforehand....now a days... What kind of pants are you wearing?! |
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I would have noticed the breath before the bedroom scene! Everything else should not be a surprise! "Go on a diet" - you would have noticed beforehand what kind of shape he/she has! Big or small does not make a man an amazing lover! Just my opinion! Exactly.... And "big or Small" too is noticed beforehand....now a days... What kind of pants are you wearing?! Nothing special..... Unzippable as & when required! ....Just like you. BTW...it wasn't about particularly me bro...I was talking about the general DRY SEX practice. |
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I would have noticed the breath before the bedroom scene! Everything else should not be a surprise! "Go on a diet" - you would have noticed beforehand what kind of shape he/she has! Big or small does not make a man an amazing lover! Just my opinion! Exactly.... And "big or Small" too is noticed beforehand....now a days... What kind of pants are you wearing?! Nothing special..... Unzippable as & when required! ....Just like you. BTW...it wasn't about particularly me bro...I was talking about the general DRY SEX practice. Who said I was wearing pants? |
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Usually it takes a few dates to really get to know a potential mate. Sitting across from each other while dining, talking, sharing a few jokes, people-watching, and getting to know one another is all fine and good, but, what about the first meeting behind closed doors? Just exactly how far does the first impression extend? Are your options still open when the clothes come off and you find yourself contemplating a difficult decision? What if you are not exactly excited about what you see or what have may just occurred? What do you do then? Do you tell your partner to go on a diet? Do you tell them to try an enhancement product? Find a new breath mint? First impression??? Well, one thing for certain. One particular option is always open - "What If?" Ok..you say any of those things and I guarantee your naked azz will go flying out the door faster than the speed of light. |
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Ok..you say any of those things and I guarantee your naked azz will go flying out the door faster than the speed of light. Betty - I love your bang-on fresh look at a situation! |
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Ok..you say any of those things and I guarantee your naked azz will go flying out the door faster than the speed of light. Betty - I love your bang-on fresh look at a situation! Well its true though. But on the bright side he wouldn't have to worry about what to say any more. |
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Torgo, you should be more pants updated. Spandex, man! Spandex!
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What kind of pants are you wearing?! Nothing special..... Unzippable as & when required! ....Just like you. BTW...it wasn't about particularly me bro...I was talking about the general DRY SEX practice. Who said I was wearing pants? I'm not sure I even want to go there! "general DRY SEX practice" Now I know I'm not 20 anymore! Dammmmmm!!! Torgo - Whachu wearin'? |
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